Thursday, April 21, 2005

Search Request Weekly

Once again, I missed a week, and once again, the resulting batch of saved-up search requests is huge. Actually, it's so huge that I'm breaking it up. You get some now, and some later when I feel like it.

  • How to eat fried green worms student classwork: No, you're confusing fried worms with fried tomatoes.

  • buzzy the mockingbird cartoon: I don't know anything about buzzy the mockingbird, but my first grade play was about Buzzy the Bear. (I was Momma Bear.)

  • fanfiction + "Ceti Eels": Yeah, those critters don't get nearly enough fic.

  • captured by vampires quizzes: What a nightmare scenario! Captured by vampires and forced to take quizzes!

  • knick knack download animation: For people who can't be bothered buying real knick-knacks?

  • Nude or nearly naked comic heroines: Doesn't "nearly naked" describe most of them, anyway?

  • what song do I want google?: Alas, there are some questions even Google cannot answer.

  • wma/something stupid: Well, it's a microsoft format, what do you expect?

  • adult kira nerys fake pictures -ru: Who or what is ru, and why don't we want it in our nude Kira pics?

  • angels forever porno pics: Are angels even supposed to be capable of that sort of thing?

  • nude pics of Kirk & Spock: Together, or separately?

  • "Paradise Lost in Space" theme: OK, if there isn't something with that title, there should be.

  • Sprite vs. 7up: Next week on Celebrity Deathmatch!

  • 7up waffles: I can't decide whether that sounds utterly disgusting or kind of like it might be yummy.

  • the phrase "oh man" where did it come from?: The phrase in question is a combination of the exclamation "oh" and the word "man," which refers to an adult male human. HTH.

  • socorro nude: What the whole town? Wow. Well, let me know what day you've got that planned for, and I'll be sure and stay home.

  • should teens be allowed to dye their hair?: Uh, sure. Why not?

  • whatever happened to amanda peterson: Good question. It hasn't been updated in ages!

  • calvin hobbes slash fanfiction: Hmm. Is it bestiality if it's a stuffed tiger?

  • precent of kids losing eyesight from too much video games: My guess would be zero.

  • grandmom poems: As long as they're not those horrible schmaltzy "What is a Grandmother?" type "poems" you get on greeting cards. Blechh.

  • October 2004 issue of Reader's Digest modafinil: I've always kind of suspected Reader's Digest was on happy pills.

  • oswald maximum security prison wallpaper: I don't think prisons usually have wallpaper, but with Martha Stewart in the slammer, who knows?

  • bang ragan: Aaargh! Aarrgh! Ya got me! *falls over*

  • futurama lemon fanfic: Of course, if it involves Zoidberg, it's probably lemon and butter sauce...

  • pluto nice "interesting facts about pluto": One interesting fact about Pluto is that it's really not a very nice place.

  • "deep space 9" buzz cola: Wasn't that Andromeda? Or was that "Sparky Cola?" I dunno, all I remember is that it was rootbeer they used to go on about on DS9.

  • who invented the Bookcase DVD: I did. Give me my royalties.

  • Pennsauken Mart leather jacket: If you bought one there, I wouldn't inquire too closely about where it originally came from.

  • "Trivial Pursuit motto": Mine is, "No! Anything but the sports category! Please!"

  • vitas naked pictures: I want to make some kind of joke here about "atmospheric vita particles," but I think that's probably too obscure even for the Blake's 7 fans in the audience.

  • greta model nude blog: Hey, Greta, is your blog going into nude modeling?

  • the war of the flowers memorise: That's kind of a long book to memorize.

  • Blepharitis drives me nuts!: Uh, my sympathies.

  • hentai Master and Commander fanfics: There's giant squid involved here somewhere, isn't there?

  • Bad Sims screencaps: Is it the sims or the screencaps that are bad? Because I can't imagine why anybody would be interested in the latter, but a gallery of Sims Behaving Badly could be fun.

  • TEEN PORRRRN: Man, "porrrrn" is fun to say.

  • delenn nude: Hey, now I'm getting search requests for nude Babylon 5 characters! I never did complete my collection of nude search request for Farscape characters, though. Bizarrely, it seems nobody actually wants to see Crais or Scorpius nude.
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