Search Request Weekly

Once again, I missed a week, and once again, the resulting batch of saved-up search requests is huge. Actually, it's so huge that I'm breaking it up. You get some now, and some later when I feel like it.

How to eat fried green worms student classwork: No, you're confusing fried worms with fried tomatoes.

buzzy the mockingbird cartoon: I don't know anything about buzzy the mockingbird, but my first grade play was about Buzzy the Bear. (I was Momma Bear.)

fanfiction + "Ceti Eels": Yeah, those critters don't get nearly enough fic.

captured by vampires quizzes: What a nightmare scenario! Captured by vampires and forced to take quizzes!

knick knack download animation: For people who can't be bothered buying real knick-knacks?

Nude or nearly naked comic heroines: Doesn't "nearly naked" describe most of them, anyway?

what song do I want google?: Alas, there are some questions even Google cannot answer.

wma/something stupid: Well, it's a microsoft format, what do you expect?

adult kira nerys fake pictures -ru: Who or what is ru, and why don't we want it in our nude Kira pics?

angels forever porno pics: Are angels even supposed to be capable of that sort of thing?

nude pics of Kirk & Spock: Together, or separately?

"Paradise Lost in Space" theme: OK, if there isn't something with that title, there should be.

Sprite vs. 7up: Next week on Celebrity Deathmatch!

7up waffles: I can't decide whether that sounds utterly disgusting or kind of like it might be yummy.

the phrase "oh man" where did it come from?: The phrase in question is a combination of the exclamation "oh" and the word "man," which refers to an adult male human. HTH.

socorro nude: What the whole town? Wow. Well, let me know what day you've got that planned for, and I'll be sure and stay home.

should teens be allowed to dye their hair?: Uh, sure. Why not?

whatever happened to amanda peterson: Good question. It hasn't been updated in ages!

calvin hobbes slash fanfiction: Hmm. Is it bestiality if it's a stuffed tiger?

precent of kids losing eyesight from too much video games: My guess would be zero.

grandmom poems: As long as they're not those horrible schmaltzy "What is a Grandmother?" type "poems" you get on greeting cards. Blechh.

October 2004 issue of Reader's Digest modafinil: I've always kind of suspected Reader's Digest was on happy pills.

oswald maximum security prison wallpaper: I don't think prisons usually have wallpaper, but with Martha Stewart in the slammer, who knows?

bang ragan: Aaargh! Aarrgh! Ya got me! *falls over*

futurama lemon fanfic: Of course, if it involves Zoidberg, it's probably lemon and butter sauce...

pluto nice "interesting facts about pluto": One interesting fact about Pluto is that it's really not a very nice place.

"deep space 9" buzz cola: Wasn't that Andromeda? Or was that "Sparky Cola?" I dunno, all I remember is that it was rootbeer they used to go on about on DS9.

who invented the Bookcase DVD: I did. Give me my royalties.

Pennsauken Mart leather jacket: If you bought one there, I wouldn't inquire too closely about where it originally came from.

"Trivial Pursuit motto": Mine is, "No! Anything but the sports category! Please!"

vitas naked pictures: I want to make some kind of joke here about "atmospheric vita particles," but I think that's probably too obscure even for the Blake's 7 fans in the audience.

greta model nude blog: Hey, Greta, is your blog going into nude modeling?

the war of the flowers memorise: That's kind of a long book to memorize.

Blepharitis drives me nuts!: Uh, my sympathies.

hentai Master and Commander fanfics: There's giant squid involved here somewhere, isn't there?

Bad Sims screencaps: Is it the sims or the screencaps that are bad? Because I can't imagine why anybody would be interested in the latter, but a gallery of Sims Behaving Badly could be fun.

TEEN PORRRRN: Man, "porrrrn" is fun to say.

delenn nude: Hey, now I'm getting search requests for nude Babylon 5 characters! I never did complete my collection of nude search request for Farscape characters, though. Bizarrely, it seems nobody actually wants to see Crais or Scorpius nude.