Search Request Weekly

Here we are: the latest batch of weird, wacky and interesting search requests that have brought poor misguided souls to this blog.

transmetropolitan slash fanfiction: The possibilities frighten me.

julius ceaser personality type: Um... I'm gonna go with "dominant and self-motivated."

facts "Alkalai swamp" -hotel -tour: Interestingly, I am apparently the only Google result for this. Guess most people just aren't interested in that swamp unless they can get a hotel and a tour.

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"alan rickman" +copius: Copious? Is he? How... interesting.

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"paul goddard" keyboard: Does he have a special keyboard?

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eccleston love: He wasn't really getting much of that for a while, what with being a great big quitter and all.

"drinking game" hornblower: Every time you see the ocean, take a drink...

magician's assistant +ticklish feet: So it's not enough that she gets sawed in half, but she gets her poor detached feet tickled, too?

a fish in Japan my half-sister goth: Your half-sister's a goth Japanese fish? What?

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quality of life, life satisfaction: Well, aren't we all looking for those?