Kill All Plants!

I swear, this is the single worst allergy season I have ever experienced. Never before have I felt quite the same desperate desire to rip my nose off and tear my sinuses out my face. Unfortunately, the antihistamine I just took (on top of my regular prescription allergy pill from yesterday, because, yes, I'm just that desperate) did not enable me to get back to sleep, but is only serving to greatly intensify the effects of sleep deprivation

And I have to work tonight. Pardon me while I tear and my hair and wail.