Who Fun

The UK Sci-Fi spoof e-zine Tachyon TV has a new issue up in honor of the return of Doctor Who.

Best quotes:

"The series writer, Russell T. Davies (Queer as Folk), has promised that the new Doctor won't kiss any girls like McGann did in the 1996 TV Movie. However, he hasn't ruled out some hardcore felching with the Master in later episodes."

How horrible is it of me that my first thought was, "Hey, I'd tune in to watch that"? Even though I'm not in fact completely sure exactly what the word "felching" means.

And: "Heartened by news of Doctor Who fan's landmark victory, Ben Browder and Claudia Black promise to keep their diaries clear in 2017."

Bwahahahaha! Thanks, I needed that.