This Is Why I Occasionally Fantasize About Post-Apocalyptic Scenarios Where 99% of Humanity Is Wiped Out and the World Is Empty.

I have new neighbors. They just pulled the trailer into the formerly-vacant spot next to me yesterday. I haven't met them yet or anything, but I do already know one fundamentally important fact about them: they've got a hell of a bass on their sound system.

I may have to start cranking up my Weird Al records in retaliation.