Wanna Stroke My Tribble?

A friend of mine e-mailed these to me. I have no idea where he got them from, or I'd attribute them properly, but I thought they were too good not to share:

The Top Six Sci-Fi Convention Pick-Up Lines:

6. "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
5. "Nice Asimov."
4. "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
3. "I'm the droid you're looking for."
2. "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
1. "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."

(Why there's six, rather than the more traditional 10 or 5, I don't know. Maybe it's in base twelve.)