Is It Thursday Already?

Hmm, yeah, I guess it is. So, here we go, then, the weekly batch of interesting search engine hits to show up on the referral logs:

halloween "sexy plumber": I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I just don't find the idea of somebody snaking out a drain remotely sexy at all.

gilligans island halloween costume: Oh, well, that's an easy one. All you need is a red shirt and a goofy hat. Hey, I'm halfway there already. I've got a hat just like Gilligan's in my closet.

"slideshow with music": Hmm, you'd think they'd have a preference as to what kind of music... Or what kind of slides, for that matter.

dilbert sandbagging: I'm sure he is. I mean, if you go showing the pointy-haired manager exactly what you're capable of from the outset, he's going to start expecting it of you.

star trek tos high boots: Ooh, I want some! But not the red miniskirt, though.

blue men movie being filmed at cordova and burrard: Presumably they're not filming the whole movie on one street corner?

facts and fantasy about number 13: Fact: it's a prime. Fantasy: It's unlucky. That was easy.

carrie ann moss suck toes: Is there something interesting about Carrie Ann Moss' toes? This is like the third search request I've gotten involving them.

connor trinneer haircut: I wonder what would happen if you walked into the beauty parlor and asked your stylist to give you a "Connor Trinneer haircut"?

porno sex pics movie frog porn sex: Frog?!

meddle colony info ad pics: "Meddle Colony! The first community designed exclusively for busybodies!"

farscape lego leviathan: Ooh! Nifty!

crais super cooler system: Wrong Farscape character, I'd think. It's Scorpius who's got the super cooler system.

who designs Enya's clothes?: Beats the hell out of me!

SCI FI NUDE PICTURES: You really ought to be more careful about specifying which sci-fi characters you want to see nude. Otherwise you might end up with Jar-Jar or something. *shudder*

Futurama pictures of Fry in a spacesuit: 'Cause he looks much more science-fictional that way than in that boring red jacket he always wears.

Betty's site: You found it! Hi!

introvert coward: Hey, just because we don't like to socialize doesn't mean we're afraid to!

cocaine sniff pics: Well, I guess the powder doesn't come with how-to illos...

food hygine quizzes: Mmm, hygienic food...

sister felching: Oh, man, I knew I was going to get icky search requests based on that word...

nude vw: You mean, one with the paint stripped off?

cool blasts thermonuclear pics: Actually, thermonuclear blasts are usually rather warm.

teenager with bunioned feet: My sympathies. I already had bunions when I was a teenager, and now that I'm in my 30's, they're starting to cause me some serious discomfort.

nude farscape pics: I've gotten a bunch of variations on this one lately. Still no specific characters to add to my collection, though. Come on, doesn't anybody want to see D'Argo nude?

cheesy pickup lines "thinking of you": Ah, it's so nice that you think of me for your cheesy pickup line needs...