Wes for Prez!

Via Still Life with Woodpecker, it's the Wesley Crusher for President website! Frighteningly enough, I think these guys have come pretty close to convincing me he's good candidate. Here's some samples of Mr. Crusher's views on the important issues facing the United States:

Capital Punishment: Crusher is also a strong opponent of capital punishment, after what happened on Rubicun III. Wesley inadvertently stepped into the "forbidden zone" while playing catch with some local youth and was nearly sentenced to death for his crime. That was a close one.

Cloning: Once you try steaming-hot pizza that just came out of a replicator, you'll change your mind about cloning being such a bad thing. Also, human clones could serve a useful purpose - we could use them as "hosts" for parasitic aliens so they won't have to die or temporarily inhabit Commander Riker.

Not that I don't think alien parasites inhabiting Riker doesn't actually make for an improvement, mind you...