The Friday Five Asks Me About My Stuff

1. Name five things in your refrigerator. Cans of Coke. Cans of Cherry Pepsi. Cans of Orange Slice. 2% milk (necessary for use in coffee). Coffee.

2. Name five things in your freezer. Nestle-crunch-flavored ice cream. A Tombstone pepperoni pizza (which I think I am going to cook and eat in just a minute). Some microwaveable fried chicken that's possibly been in there a bit too long. Several lumps of hamburger. One very elderly toaster pastry. Yes, I know. I am utterly pathetic.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink. Plastic bags, which the cats have doubtless gotten into again since the last time I neatened them up. Floor cleaner of the kind my ex used to describe as smelling like "a chemical spill in a Carolina pine forest." Spare boxes of kleenex. Clothespins. A pile of rags that used to be clothes.

4. Name five things around your computer. Box of kleenex. Desk-organizer tray filled with various junk. Stapler. A "from the library of..." book embosser. New Mexico Tech centennial mug (1889-1989) filled with pens and pencils.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet. Nasal spray. Throat lozenges. Disposable razors. Travel-sized can of shaving cream. Band-aids.