Via one of the gang at Phoenix, here's an article which provides invaluable tips for would-be criminal masterminds: Evil on a Budget. Learn the secrets to outfitting your super-secret lair without spending all your hard-stolen dollars! A sample:
When it comes to decorating your lab, remember the adage that more is ... more. A busy, even cluttered, work environment gives victims and secret agents alike the impression that your fingers are into many fiendish plots.
Don't worry if some of your lair accessories aren't actually useful or relevant to your evil plots, or even if you don't know what they are. As long as they fit with the overall decor, they'll just add to the sense of complexity and mystery of your operation.
Studies have shown that most secret agents will flee as soon as a few large and imposing items in your fortress begin to emit sparks and smoke; add a convincing "it's about to blow up" warning siren, and over 90% of international counterintelligence agents will run out the nearest exit without ever checking to see whether any of the smoking equipment is part of the evil plot they were attempting to foil. Having a few idle or unnecessary high-tech items that appear prominently in your fortress decor provides an easy and convenient method of ridding your stronghold of secret agents who have overstayed their welcome.
May I just say: Bwhahahahahaha! (I've been working on my evil laugh... I figure I really ought to get that down before I start setting up the lab. What do you think?)
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