No, I Didn't Forget; It's Search Request Thursday!

And here's the latest batch of wacky search engine hits:

puns for ferro: Poor Ferro, all deprived of puns. I suppose one might call that ironic. (Get it? Iron-ic? Ferro? Ah, never mind.)

leif garret nude pics: Hmm, was I just saying last week that the number hits from people looking for nude pictures had gone down? I think they're back up again!

"Duck Dodgers" nude: Is that with or without the feathers?

pictures of breasts "very funny": I hadn't realized there was anything particularly amusing about breasts.

woman silencer spotting: I wonder if they were interested in female hit men, or whether there was just someone they wanted to shut up? Or both?

maximum aeryn: Well, I dunno, "maximum Aeryn" would probably have meant less screen time for everybody else, and I like all the Farscape characters.

free vote nude pics: Vote early! Vote nude!

tinkerbell fonts: Because even pixies have computers now.

duck dodgers cakes: Sounds cool. Can I have one for my birthday?

morticia adams sexy movie: I don't know that I've ever thought of the Addams Family movies as sexy before...

romans hygine teeth: Hmm, did the Romans have toothbrushes? How about dental floss?

i need free nude pictures of male man: Well, you're in luck. Those are a lot easier to find than free nude pictures of female men. Although I'm sure there are sites out there for that, too.

black grannys having sex with young white men: The incredible specificity of some people's sexual interests never ceases to amaze me.

naked harry potter: Does the word "jailbait" mean anything to you?

verbosity linguistics: Well, the linguistics of verbosity are pretty much on full and permanent display here!

advantages/communicating via the internet: Oh, I'd say there are lots of them. Starting with "nobody knows you're a dog."

snarkcake amaze your friends with amazing facts: Yes, I can testify that I have learned many amazing facts from Snarkcake!

Which Island of Dr. Moreau character are you quizzes: Wow, it's, like, the one stupid internet quiz I haven't done. With my luck, I'd come out as the Monkey Man, though.

Tinkerbell contact lens case: Because the aforementioned Tinkerbell fonts are so tiny that you'll never be able to read them without your contact lenses.

Interbreed animals freak pictures: It's a monkey with four asses! (Gratuitous South Park reference. Sorry.)

i've put peter schillings things to come album on cd: Uh, OK. Good for you, I guess.

Ben Crichton Farscape pictures leather sex: OK, now, that's an over-specific sexual interest I can understand... Ahem.

yesterday noticed you daydream desire night mystery "so long" all ;: Wow, it's like free-form poetry. Or are those song lyrics or something?

Christopher Walken reciting The Raven: Well, there's a combination guaranteed to creep you out completely!

ringtail tv news stories phoenix: OK, I'm all for cable niche marketing, but isn't TV for ringtails (in Phoenix or elsewhere) taking things a little far?

fun weekend pics high resolution: Wouldn't it be better to go out and have your own "fun weekend"? I mean, I'm not one to point fingers at other people for living vicariously on the internet, but geez.

chatbot literature fiction Dick entropy: You know, I think I've had a few conversations with chatbots that were vaguely reminiscent of Philip Dick at his weirdest.

Blake's Seven Weapon transcript: Here. Don't say I never did anything for you.

muppet checkbook: Ooh, do they have Gonzo? I want Gonzo on my checks!

the best places to hang with friends in albuquerque new mexico: Well, I usually opt for the Page One Bookstore, but that's just me.

VW car interions: Somehow, I just don't think Jool would be caught dead driving a VW...