Search Request Thursday

Right. Here we go again:

hot buttered Vulcan chicks: Last I bothered watching, that sort of thing appeared to be a regular feature on Enterprise.

making Scorpius halloween costume: So, what is he going as?

andrew's loose tooth(irony): Who is Andrew, I wonder, and what is so ironic about him having a loose tooth?

nude OR naked OR sex OR fucking OR avi OR mov OR vid OR mpg +"raelee hill": Man, apparently they really want those dirty pictures of Ms. Hill any way they can get 'em.

"sexy klingons": It's the headbumps. Ooh, baby!

Raelee Hill message: I'm tempted to send her a message warning her about that desperate internet stalker who's looking for her nudie pics...

Ack the lad twilight spirits: Ack? Is the lad coughing up a hairball?

"robert graves" "baby pictures": He probably looked exactly like every other baby, really.

"moonlighting syndrome": I wish I knew exactly where it was I picked that phrase up from, because I know I didn't actually invent it.

darmok funnies: Hmm, how do you tell jokes in Darmok-speak? If everything in the language is an allusion to something else, does that mean that there are no jokes everybody hasn't heard before?

"video exchange" doctor who: I'm game! What episodes ya got?

miniskirt pictures: With or without someone wearing them?

crossover fanfic sirius black and willow: I'm really curious now as to why Willow seems to appear in all the crossover fanfic people come here looking for.

Jimmy Buffet Tie dye shirt store: Look good while you mix up your margaritas!

jenben communications: Hmm. How are your communications, Jenben?

psycho opening credits: Hey, would you believe I've never actually seen Psycho! Sad but true! I've had a deprived life.

cartoon stupid groovin granny: Ah, so this "groovin granny" thing people keep showing up here looking for is a stupid cartoon! OK, I feel slightly more informed now.

facts about Andromeda the contellation: Well, fact number one is that it's a constellation...

famous quote hitchhikers file cabinet: Ahem: "It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware the Leopard.'" And I really wish I could claim that I could recite all that from memory, but I couldn't quite do it word-for-word. I had to cheat and look it up.

"lord of the rings" "dress designs": 'Cause who doesn't want to look like Arwen?

"sexiest episodes" buffy: If Buffy had run on the Sci-Fi Channel, I have no doubt whatsoever that we would have gotten a "sexiest episodes" marathon.

star trek halloween costumes overnight express: Because how embarrassing would it be to show up to the party without your Star Trek uniform? (OK, yes, I mock. But it's self-mockery, becuase I have to admit dressing up as Spock for Halloween at some point in my life, myself.)

temptation island and linguistics: I'm not sure linguistics is the right science. Psychology might be helpful in figuring out how the hell things like that get on the air...

pointy haired manager: Alas, these people are not at all hard to find.

sesame street thanksgiving evil joke: Evil joke to play on your toddlers: tell them that the Thanksgiving turkey is actually Big Bird!

tombstone limericks kids: I dunno, I'd say it's a little tasteless to go putting limericks on your kids' tombstones...

naked plumbers free pics: What about the tool belt? How are you supposed to be an effective plumber without a tool belt?

Monty Python's Matching Tie and Handkerchief pics: Now that's my idea of style!