Search Request... Wednesday?

OK, I've got to get up at an insanely early hour tomorrow morning to catch a plane, and I still have a lot of packing and other stuff I've got to do, in addition to the fact that I keep suddenly thinking of just one more thing I want to do online. So there's not going to be any witty (or even lame) comments this time, but I figured I'd at least post the latest batch of interesting search requests before I go. You can have a competition among yourselves to give them amusing captions while I'm gone, if you like.

Anyway:

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