Just What I Need. Stupid Internet Tools to Make You Feel Old.

According to this ever-so-handy device for calculating the Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age, Alexander the Great had conquered almost the entire known world by the time he'd reached my not-so-advanced-as-all-that years. Well, good for him. But, hey, I cleaned the bathroom today, so nobody can tell me I haven't accomplished something!

(Link via Uncertain Principles, the author of which, I suspect, has also accomplished much more than I at exactly the same age.)