Friday, December 08, 2006

I'm a Loser, Baby...











Loser- INTP
20% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 46% Judging
Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge
above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over
abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't
become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less
about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually
more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that.
You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented
correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe
you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst.
Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but
don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality
type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid!

Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions"
from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation
with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But
don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...
Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging









My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion
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You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
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You scored higher than 99% on Thinking
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You scored higher than 99% on Judging


Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test



Heh. I have to admit, they got me dead to rights. I was thinking about the shades of definition between "nerd" and "geek." Although, really, I'm not at all pessimistic and cynical! Except when I am...

6 comments:

  1. I was...

    Busy Body- ENFJ
    60% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 73% Judging

    Humph!

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  2. I know more than a few people who would agree with this:

    Prick- ENTP
    60% Extraversion, 86% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 46% Judging

    People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.
    What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

    Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

    While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

    Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

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  3. Magnus: So, are you arguing with that assessment? :)

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  4. It said I was a crackpot -- frankly, I resemble that remark [grin]...

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  5. Well, I don't argue for the sake of arguing - I argue because I am right. Chattaway argues for the sake of arguing.

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