Thursday, December 30, 2004

Search Request Thursday: Brought to You, for Once, on an Actual Thursday!

Yep, here's the latest batch of wacky search requests:

  • who has really "ticklish armpits": I don't know, but based on the number of hits I get from people looking for "ticklish armpits" and variations thereof, he or she must be really popular.

  • can i become ticklish on my feet: Alas, this person only hopes to achieve popularity.

  • translation seussian: Translating Dr. Seuss is just... wrong. Like translating the Koran or something.

  • the Cat in the Hat used a total of only fifty distinct words: Yes. But, unlike Green Eggs and Ham, I don't think any of them had two syllables.

  • noranti christmas song: Ah, yes, there's nothing like a Farscape Christmas. Mangling carols and eating "cop porn..."

  • Artemis Fowl slash fanfiction: Eww. Though I say that mostly just because they were really crappy books.

  • "how to make a ukelele": It surprises me to discover that I ever actually discussed this topic here. But apparently I did.

  • henchperson uniform: You can fulfill all your henchperson outfitting needs right here.

  • walkman fanfiction scenes: People are writing fan fiction about consumer electronics now?

  • didi edgley: Is that Gigi Edgley's sister?

  • what clothes to take on an alaskan cruise: Well, if you're going this time of year, I'd recommend thermal underwear and a nice furry parka.

  • why do people in Albuquerque, NM make such stupid awful jokes about: What? What do they make stupid awful jokes about? And why have I not heard them?

  • Search going to a new years party and need some good hairstyles for medium hair: You also need some google skills, I'm afraid.

  • hidden side effect of cough drops: Wait a minute, what's this in the fine print? May cause leprosy?!

  • blooper headache decapitation: Well, I guess that'd cure your headache, but it seems like a heck of a blooper to me.

  • dvd player won: Uh, congratulations.

  • Huckleberry Finn slash fanfic: Well, at least that's a much better book than Artemis Fowl.

  • wearing layers of knickers: Living in the desert, I've always believed in the wisdom of dressing in layers, but I've never gone that far.

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