Well, That Was Productive.

Things I did today:

lay sprawled on the couch reading a mediocre Doctor Who novel

lay sprawled on the couch reading a Lemony Snicket book

lay sprawled on the couch reading a true crime story

lay sprawled on the couch watching The Simpsons

drank many liquids

attempted to move as little as possible

stripped down to as few clothes as possible

sweated

Man, I hate summer. It isn't even the swamp cooler's fault, really. It's just that god-damned hot outside.