Ten Questions

Because I'm bored, I shall propagate a meme. Thus: questions lifted from Occasional Fish.

1. What is your favorite word? Judging by the frequency with which I use it, it would appear to be "actually."

2. What is your least favorite word? "Anyways." Something about that superfluous "s" at the end is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

3. What turns you on? A sexy voice and an in-depth knowledge of Doctor Who.

4. What turns you off? Shallowness.

5. What is your favorite curse word? "Frell." It's geeky, versatile, fun, and surprisingly satisfying to say!

6. What sound or noise do you love? Rain. And this is finally true again now that I'm no longer plagued by a leaky roof.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Ringing phones. Especially office phones for some reason.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to get paid for watching TV shows on DVD and then pontificating about them at length. Apparently they actually are paying people for that sort of thing now. I so majored in the wrong field.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything involving sewage.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I know, I know. I 'm sorry. But I can explain everything. Really."