Search Request Thursday

A big, goofy batch this time:

insane tickling: Yes, watch out for the insane tickler! He pounces on unsuspecting people at bus stops, tickles them mercilessly, and then retreats before the authorities arrive, cackling evilly. (OK, is it just me, or does that sound like the kind of villain that ought to have been on Freakazoid or The Tick?)

geek frog las vegas dotnet: Hmm, I know a joke about a geek and a frog, but it has nothing to do with Las Vegas or dot-anythings.

"who is gunter" "ding dong": I've been wondering that, myself, actually, 'cause I've gotten a lot of search request hits looking for this Gunter guy.

"photo manipulation" "superman" "slash": Hmm, I suspect it may be time for an updated version of "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"... "Man of Steel, Man of Kleenex?"

swim invitation template: Um... I dunno, I'd probably just go with something like. "Hi! Wanna come swimming?"

half-water half-air pics: A glass that is half-water, half-air looks just like a glass that is half-full or one that's half-empty. As perceived by those of us who are realists.

cough in toddlers waht is the cause: Just a thought, but maybe (s)he's, like, sick?

turanga pet pet shop nz pics: I have no pics of New Zealand pet shops. However, I do find it interesting to learn that apparently Turanga Leela was named after a place in New Zealand (and, as far as I can tell, a Doctor Who companion).

pics of scott bakula and his mom and dad: What do I look like, the guy's family photo album?

current guest book of all snack bar in usa year 2004: Yeah, uh-huh. Good luck with that.

Freddy Kruger desktop buddy: Aww! I want Freddy to be my Desktop Buddy!

"eyeball extrusion" video: Eww.

Weird Al Albuquerque rugburns: Well, if he was suffering from rug burns during his Albuquerque concert, he hid the pain well.

"naked elf" in "the return of the king": There's a naked elf in Return of the King? Nuh-uh!

dostoevsky screensaver: Hey, even lit-snob types use computers now!

vincent spano nude: You know, I don't even know who Vincent Spano is, let alone have any nude pictures of him.

ticklish guys in Albuquerque: Well, I'm sure there are some...

"ray stevens" stare at my penis lyrics: Hmm, that song I'm sadly unfamiliar with.

bathroom pictures plungers: Do you suppose they want pictures of bathrooms in which plungers are visible, or pictures of plungers to hang in the bathroom? Either way, I don't think I particularly care to imagine why.

bart simpson's foot fetish: Um, I must have missed that episode.

How to fix a widows 98 2nd edition eddison computer: Don't look at me. I can barely fix a sandwich.

yoyager theme: Well, like John said in a comment, it's catcher than the Anterprise theme.

Little Eva's half-sister: Haven't seen her. Maybe she's with Scott Bakula's mom and dad.

original star trek tv pon farr music: Ah, you mean that sort of twangy Vulcan theme? That's pretty cool, but I much prefer the fight music.

Greek gods fanfiction: This leads me to wonder... When does something stop being fanfiction? I mean, is Clash of the Titans "Greek gods fanfiction"? How about the Trek episode "Who Mourns for Adonis?"

rush jumped the shark roll the bones: They did not! You take that back!

bondage bunions: And the disturbing foot-related searches just keep on getting weirder and weirder...

Tiberian bat: I hear they're pretty blind. Possibly more so than regular bats, I dunno. (Wow, the Star Trek references just get more obscure by the moment.)

pullman BIV never clog: OK, what's a BIV? And are they normally prone to clogging?

"villains quotes": I'm quite fond of Khan's Moby Dick riff, myself. "He tasks me, and I shall have him!"

shiftworker free cartoon: Yes! Free cartoons for shiftworkers! I can get behind that!

blender booty: I don't know what that means, but it kind of makes me want to giggle.

swamp cooler surfactant: You mean, you're supposed to clean them?

Comics Backstabbing Dilbert: Yes, there is much nastiness and intrigue on the comics pages. I hear Cathy recently backstabbed Dilbert quite horribly. Of course, as soon as you look at the page, they all settle back into place and look quite innocent.