Thursday, June 17, 2004

Search Request Thursday

The latest batch:

  • farscape blog: Hmm, do you think this counts?

  • pronounced nemone: Yeah, that's how my three-year-old nephew pronounces "anemone."

  • Dracula sucks avi mpg: What is that, then, slurping noises?

  • "sex game" "browser based": I dunno, it'd seem to me that any sex game that's browser based is kinda doomed to be just a little unsatisfying.

  • macton sign language: He probably knew some secret Peacekeeper hand signals or something. (Yes, this has been Obscure Farscape Reference #197. Collect 'em all!)

  • picture james herriot actual autograph: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "James Herriot" a pseudonym, anyway?

  • 60's parties hot pics for costume: Gonna dress up as a go-go girl? Or maybe Austin Powers?

  • PATTY RAGAN NAKED NUDE: Sorry. No naked people here by that name.

  • Stargate sg-1 cast nude pics: Sorry again. I'm only collecting search requests for Farscape nude pics.

  • moped rentals in skagway alaska: I'm not sure there's anywhere to go on a moped in Skagway, Alaska.

  • farscape fanfiction sick aeryn: Yeah, I'm sick of seeing Aeryn in fanfiction, too! We need more stories about Stark.

  • enterprise t'pol robe nudity: Er, if she's wearing a robe, then... Ah, skip it.

  • i want pics of scott bakula and his family: Well, like the song says, dude, you can't always get what you want. Better luck next time.

  • avon astronaut children's book: Once upon a time, there was a space traveller by the name of Avon, and he left Earth on a very big spaceship on his way to a planet called Cygnus Alpha... Heh. Yeah, there's a good way to give your kids nightmares. (This has been Irrelevant Blake's 7 Reference #93. Collect 'em all!)

  • my dvd player won't open: I'm sorry.

  • nude car wash pics: Well, I suppose that removes any worries about getting your clothes wet.

  • John mooch hammon: John who is doing what?

  • Tara Ragan: Nobody here by that name, either.

  • Tickling Turanga Leela Images: I wonder if they wanted images of her tickling or being tickled. And, in either case, why.

  • Harry potter xander fanfiction: If Xander's transferring from Sunnydale to Hogwarts, I'm not sure I want to know about it. Though I bet he'd get along great with Ron.

  • futurama "opening words": "Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Planet Express ship, Planet Express Ship..."

  • sample "scottish accent" wav: "Captin, she canna take any muir!"

  • northern exposure "when is season 2": Season 2 is immediately after season 1. Thank you and good night.

  • perverse dentist pics: Geez, as if regular dentists aren't bad enough.

  • revenging angel tattoo flash: Now I'm picturing a little cartoon D'Argo tattoo...

  • MENSTRUATE WHILE BACKPACKING: I'd rather not. It's kinda messy.

  • joyce ulysses contentless: I don't know about "contentless." "Not worth trying to pry the content out of," maybe.

  • gilligan's island and essential questions: There are essential questions posed by Gilligan's Island?

  • moon t'pol five minute: That's kind of a long time to spend mooning anybody.

  • "caffeine content" black tea verse coffee: I'm tempted to compose a verse comparing the caffeine content of the two, but my poetical inspiration is all dried up. Clearly I need more caffeine.

  • VLBA spacecraft tracking: This was a hit from someone at NASA. Oh, man, now I hope I didn't say anything derogatory about it...

  • frodo's bare chest movie Pictures pics: Pervy hobbit fancier.

  • verbosity generator: I call that "my brain."

  • ragan legacy cartoons: Yes, needless to say, I am getting a lot more hits on my last name these days. Sorry, guys. The ex-Prez spelled his wrong.

  • tickling bart simpson's feet: Well, he does have a cute laugh.

  • "On a tree fallen across the road" literary features: It's a sonnet. It has the literary features of a sonnet.

  • mental hygine emotion: You should be sure to have your brain washed regularly, whether you need it or not.

  • "humorous pictures" beer drug nudity: Ah, we're scaling the very heights of humor now.

  • emma peel bondage pics: Hey, that woman can escape from anything.

  • Mal's torture story on firefly: That would be "War Stories." Pretty much the entire episode.

  • tickling and "white socks": Is it easier to tickle somebody through white socks than colored ones, or what?

  • SHIFT WORKER SLEEP: Based on my experience, I'd say that more often than not that's SHIFT WORKER LACK OF SLEEP.

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