Saturday, May 07, 2005

Search Request Weekly

Yes, it's time once again for the weekly cavalcade of interesting search requests!

  • dalek bed sex: If Daleks do have sex -- which I doubt -- they certainly don't do it in a bed, what with that whole being-unable-to-lie-down thing.

  • "sebacean" stargate: Methinks someone has their SF shows a tad confused.

  • feed me blog: Yes, you should feed your blog regularly.

  • "physics humor" terry pratchett: "Because of quantum" has become my favorite explanation for things.

  • Eeyore's birthday 2005 pics: How old is he now?

  • BLAKES LOTABURGER NEWS: Somehow, I just can't get excited at the idea of breaking Lotaburger news.

  • trailer park grannys: The park I was in didn't seem to have much in the way of grannys, just lots of little kids and lots of screaming parents.

  • star trek quotes "enemy is still my enemy": I'm sure there was a time I could have identified that quote in two seconds flat, but I seem to have overwritten a lot of the Trek trivia in my brain. I just wish I could decide whether that was a good thing or a bad thing.

  • boobs verbosity: If your boobs are talking to you -- or anybody's boobs are talking to you -- I'd say it's time to seek professional help.

  • braca woman fanfiction: Because Braca needs a woman, and Grayza doesn't count.

  • midnight twilight 55 degrees: Thank you for that Alaskan weather forecast.

  • upshot boobs: So, the upshot is: boobs. Hee. This is making me giggle stupidly.

  • sid & marty kroft -bugaboos: Yeah, I never liked the Bugaboos, either.

  • a plot diagram and summary of the beginning of the unfortunate events by lemony snicket: Bad things happen. End of summary.

  • dean koontz "delayed gratification": I'm still waiting for gratification from the last book of his I read.

  • Silicon Pin-On watch BU: I've heard of a pin-on watch, but I think they lost me with the "BU."

  • Farscape DVD overheated: Damn Sebacean DVDs.

  • jose chung's from outer space something about courage edited out of reruns: Was it?! But that was one of the best lines!

  • the miracle worker "character analysis": Erm, weren't they based on real people?

  • "farscape theme" words: Part of me so wants to try making up words to the Farscape theme music now.

  • quark jabberwacky: I suspect someone's very confused in matters involving particle physics, James Joyce, Lewis Carroll, and an AI chatbot.

  • tripod fish and there scienfic name: You'd just misspell it anyway.

  • Christopher Moore fanfiction: I suppose Lamb sort of qualifies.

  • nude free bathroom videos preview unwatched: Sounds like it might be better if they stayed unwatched.

  • british intps: I think it's the default personality type there.

  • buffy feet demons ticklish: Hmm, I remember the demon they defeated by stepping on it, but never one whose feet they tickled.

  • "jersey rain" and poetry summary: Presumably that's the island of Jersey, because I can't imagine anybody writing poetry about New Jersey.

  • rebel mudding: What the crew of the Liberator does for fun in their off-hours.

  • funny inappropriate desktop south park screensavers: Given that it's South Park, isn't "inappropriate" kind of redundant?

  • porn star ragan: Damn, someone's discovered my secret double life!

  • "porn with a scottish": With a Scottish what, I'm not sure I want to know.

  • sims frog spell "wear off": Dude, you should never have bought that expansion pack.

  • tpol music video: Well, she needed a new career after Enterprise got cancelled.

  • Paul Simon's graceland is culturally wrong: "Culturally wrong?" Is that like "politically incorrect?" Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but it's a damned good album.

  • "D&D" character relationships: Always try to be friends with the guy with the big-ass sword, that's my philosophy.

  • underwear marvin the martian: Is he a boxers or briefs kind of Martian, do you think?

  • duck dodgers/nude: Maybe Marvin should lend him some underwear.

  • "Nostalgia for something that hasn't happened yet": There really should be a word for that.

  • simpsons dvd "season 2" commentary defective: Oh, come on, just because Groening and company get a little repetitive...

  • female: Now that's what I call undemanding!
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