Search Request Weekly

Yes, it's time once again for the weekly cavalcade of interesting search requests!

dalek bed sex: If Daleks do have sex -- which I doubt -- they certainly don't do it in a bed, what with that whole being-unable-to-lie-down thing.

"sebacean" stargate: Methinks someone has their SF shows a tad confused.

feed me blog: Yes, you should feed your blog regularly.

"physics humor" terry pratchett: "Because of quantum" has become my favorite explanation for things.

Eeyore's birthday 2005 pics: How old is he now?

BLAKES LOTABURGER NEWS: Somehow, I just can't get excited at the idea of breaking Lotaburger news.

trailer park grannys: The park I was in didn't seem to have much in the way of grannys, just lots of little kids and lots of screaming parents.

star trek quotes "enemy is still my enemy": I'm sure there was a time I could have identified that quote in two seconds flat, but I seem to have overwritten a lot of the Trek trivia in my brain. I just wish I could decide whether that was a good thing or a bad thing.

boobs verbosity: If your boobs are talking to you -- or anybody's boobs are talking to you -- I'd say it's time to seek professional help.

braca woman fanfiction: Because Braca needs a woman, and Grayza doesn't count.

midnight twilight 55 degrees: Thank you for that Alaskan weather forecast.

upshot boobs: So, the upshot is: boobs. Hee. This is making me giggle stupidly.

sid & marty kroft -bugaboos: Yeah, I never liked the Bugaboos, either.

a plot diagram and summary of the beginning of the unfortunate events by lemony snicket: Bad things happen. End of summary.

dean koontz "delayed gratification": I'm still waiting for gratification from the last book of his I read.

Silicon Pin-On watch BU: I've heard of a pin-on watch, but I think they lost me with the "BU."

Farscape DVD overheated: Damn Sebacean DVDs.

jose chung's from outer space something about courage edited out of reruns: Was it?! But that was one of the best lines!

the miracle worker "character analysis": Erm, weren't they based on real people?

"farscape theme" words: Part of me so wants to try making up words to the Farscape theme music now.

quark jabberwacky: I suspect someone's very confused in matters involving particle physics, James Joyce, Lewis Carroll, and an AI chatbot.

tripod fish and there scienfic name: You'd just misspell it anyway.

Christopher Moore fanfiction: I suppose Lamb sort of qualifies.

nude free bathroom videos preview unwatched: Sounds like it might be better if they stayed unwatched.

british intps: I think it's the default personality type there.

buffy feet demons ticklish: Hmm, I remember the demon they defeated by stepping on it, but never one whose feet they tickled.

"jersey rain" and poetry summary: Presumably that's the island of Jersey, because I can't imagine anybody writing poetry about New Jersey.

rebel mudding: What the crew of the Liberator does for fun in their off-hours.

funny inappropriate desktop south park screensavers: Given that it's South Park, isn't "inappropriate" kind of redundant?

porn star ragan: Damn, someone's discovered my secret double life!

"porn with a scottish": With a Scottish what, I'm not sure I want to know.

sims frog spell "wear off": Dude, you should never have bought that expansion pack.

tpol music video: Well, she needed a new career after Enterprise got cancelled.

Paul Simon's graceland is culturally wrong: "Culturally wrong?" Is that like "politically incorrect?" Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but it's a damned good album.

"D&D" character relationships: Always try to be friends with the guy with the big-ass sword, that's my philosophy.

underwear marvin the martian: Is he a boxers or briefs kind of Martian, do you think?

duck dodgers/nude: Maybe Marvin should lend him some underwear.

"Nostalgia for something that hasn't happened yet": There really should be a word for that.

simpsons dvd "season 2" commentary defective: Oh, come on, just because Groening and company get a little repetitive...

female: Now that's what I call undemanding!