Search Request Weekly

This week's batch:

old man ticklish feet: I'd imagine feet probably get less sensitive to tickling as you get older.

nude big boob graphic novels: Sort of gives double meaning to the word "graphic," doesn't it?

celebrity boob tattoo: And which celebrity's boobs are you planning to get a tattoo of?

what's the maximum price of chihauhuas?: Beats me. I wouldn't take one for free.

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy fanfic slash: Anybody but me notice how Movie Ford seemed to keep wanting to get his hands on Movie Arthur?

"do you believe in angels" edinburgh £20 2005: Sorry, I don't believe in angels, in Edinburgh or elsewhere, not even if you pay me twenty pounds.

boob personality quizzes: I've never noticed my boobs having personality.

farscape naked easter eggs: We don't want to ask what John and Harvey were doing after the scene with the bunny suits.

"stairway to heaven" download "from the end": Does it give you Satanic messages if you download it backwards?

alfred bester .zip: I'd zip off in the other direction if I saw Alfred Bester coming. The Babylon 5 character, I mean, not the author. Well, no, actually, probably the author, too, 'cause he's dead.

teenage maximum excitement: The maximum level of excitement a teenager is capable of is staggeringly high.

porn blog albuquerque: I don't think Albuquerque's an interesting enough city to have pornographic blogs.

nude horizons: I've gotten very used to having mountains on mine, so a nude horizon would look rather strange.

penn and teller bullshit explanation for walking on glass: Well, some people will do anything if you tell them it'll make them happier. Oh, you mean the explanation for walking on glass and not getting cut. Ah, that's just physics.

night shift nurse doc kinky: Oh, get a broom closet, you two!

eeyore caught Buffy Willow fic: The thought of a Demon Eeyore scares me.

T'Pol oops pics: All of Enterprise was kind of an oops, if you ask me.

eowyn rape fanfic: Dude, she'd cut off the balls of anybody who tried.

"don't worry this won't hurt" wav: That's always a lie.

real estate agent miniskirt: I'm happy to report that my real estate agent did not wear a miniskirt.

gigi edgley poison: What, is she endorsing a line of roach traps?

south park "annoying aliens": Well, having a satellite dish stuck up your ass is pretty annoying.

Clip-on, Defrost thermostat basic characters: The Story of the Thermostat has a very small cast of characters...

heinlein simak silverberg archive zip: Damn, I have the urge to read some classic SF now.

management speak "word matrix": I couldn't speak Management if you gave me an English-Management dictionary.

Kinds of UPS problem: Well, there's the kind where your computer doesn't get power, and the kind where your package gets delivered to the wrong house.

slash "alien nation" sikes: What, overcoming his prejudices about sleeping with aliens isn't enough?

dukat & bondage: Well, who knows what he and Winn got up to...

turquoise occult properties: It has the mysterious property of being able to make New Age types think it's special.

"python programming" test exercise fun creative 2005: Text exercises are seldom fun, alas, no matter how hard one tries to make them so.

fashion influenced by spacewear: Weren't we all supposed to be dressed in shiny silver clothes with weird spacey hoops in random places now?

reclusive solitary: Sounds good to me! Lemme 'lone!

john aeryn love fest meltdown: I admit to fast-forwarding through those parts to get to the bits involving Stark.

los lunas and blogging: Well, I have occasionally blogged about going to Los Lunas, but I don't think it was anything particuarly interesting.

hit curb wheel bent into fender: Ouch, sounds like your wheel got even more messed up than mine. Sucks to be you.

foot itches at night plantar: At least mine didn't do that.

yoda asii emoticon: How many expressions does Yoda have, anyway?

"How's Your Survival Instinct?": Terrible. How's yours?

strawberry shortcake emoticon: To be used when you feel as if you're about to be eaten, if it's the food... Or like you smell funny, if it's the doll.