Sunday, May 15, 2005

Search Request Weekly

This week's batch:

  • old man ticklish feet: I'd imagine feet probably get less sensitive to tickling as you get older.

  • nude big boob graphic novels: Sort of gives double meaning to the word "graphic," doesn't it?

  • celebrity boob tattoo: And which celebrity's boobs are you planning to get a tattoo of?

  • what's the maximum price of chihauhuas?: Beats me. I wouldn't take one for free.

  • hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy fanfic slash: Anybody but me notice how Movie Ford seemed to keep wanting to get his hands on Movie Arthur?

  • "do you believe in angels" edinburgh £20 2005: Sorry, I don't believe in angels, in Edinburgh or elsewhere, not even if you pay me twenty pounds.

  • boob personality quizzes: I've never noticed my boobs having personality.

  • farscape naked easter eggs: We don't want to ask what John and Harvey were doing after the scene with the bunny suits.

  • "stairway to heaven" download "from the end": Does it give you Satanic messages if you download it backwards?

  • alfred bester .zip: I'd zip off in the other direction if I saw Alfred Bester coming. The Babylon 5 character, I mean, not the author. Well, no, actually, probably the author, too, 'cause he's dead.

  • teenage maximum excitement: The maximum level of excitement a teenager is capable of is staggeringly high.

  • porn blog albuquerque: I don't think Albuquerque's an interesting enough city to have pornographic blogs.

  • nude horizons: I've gotten very used to having mountains on mine, so a nude horizon would look rather strange.

  • penn and teller bullshit explanation for walking on glass: Well, some people will do anything if you tell them it'll make them happier. Oh, you mean the explanation for walking on glass and not getting cut. Ah, that's just physics.

  • night shift nurse doc kinky: Oh, get a broom closet, you two!

  • eeyore caught Buffy Willow fic: The thought of a Demon Eeyore scares me.

  • T'Pol oops pics: All of Enterprise was kind of an oops, if you ask me.

  • eowyn rape fanfic: Dude, she'd cut off the balls of anybody who tried.

  • "don't worry this won't hurt" wav: That's always a lie.

  • real estate agent miniskirt: I'm happy to report that my real estate agent did not wear a miniskirt.

  • gigi edgley poison: What, is she endorsing a line of roach traps?

  • south park "annoying aliens": Well, having a satellite dish stuck up your ass is pretty annoying.

  • Clip-on, Defrost thermostat basic characters: The Story of the Thermostat has a very small cast of characters...

  • heinlein simak silverberg archive zip: Damn, I have the urge to read some classic SF now.

  • management speak "word matrix": I couldn't speak Management if you gave me an English-Management dictionary.

  • Kinds of UPS problem: Well, there's the kind where your computer doesn't get power, and the kind where your package gets delivered to the wrong house.

  • slash "alien nation" sikes: What, overcoming his prejudices about sleeping with aliens isn't enough?

  • dukat & bondage: Well, who knows what he and Winn got up to...

  • turquoise occult properties: It has the mysterious property of being able to make New Age types think it's special.

  • "python programming" test exercise fun creative 2005: Text exercises are seldom fun, alas, no matter how hard one tries to make them so.

  • fashion influenced by spacewear: Weren't we all supposed to be dressed in shiny silver clothes with weird spacey hoops in random places now?

  • reclusive solitary: Sounds good to me! Lemme 'lone!

  • john aeryn love fest meltdown: I admit to fast-forwarding through those parts to get to the bits involving Stark.

  • los lunas and blogging: Well, I have occasionally blogged about going to Los Lunas, but I don't think it was anything particuarly interesting.

  • hit curb wheel bent into fender: Ouch, sounds like your wheel got even more messed up than mine. Sucks to be you.

  • foot itches at night plantar: At least mine didn't do that.

  • yoda asii emoticon: How many expressions does Yoda have, anyway?

  • "How's Your Survival Instinct?": Terrible. How's yours?

  • strawberry shortcake emoticon: To be used when you feel as if you're about to be eaten, if it's the food... Or like you smell funny, if it's the doll.
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