Well, At Least I'm Honest About It.

Recent conversation between myself and a co-worker:

Co-Worker: "So, what have you got going on this weekend?"

Me: "I figured I'd come up with a big list of things I really ought to do over the weekend and then not do any of them."

Co-Worker: "Hey, sounds like a good weekend to me!"

Me: "Well, it's what usually ends up happening, so I figured I'd just go ahead and plan on it."