Well, At Least I'm Honest About It.
Recent conversation between myself and a co-worker:
Co-Worker: "So, what have you got going on this weekend?"
Me: "I figured I'd come up with a big list of things I really ought to do over the weekend and then not do any of them."
Co-Worker: "Hey, sounds like a good weekend to me!"
Me: "Well, it's what usually ends up happening, so I figured I'd just go ahead and plan on it."