Hey, Remember This?

It's Thursday (well, technically, anyway, since it's after midnight), which means that, after a brief hiatus due to me being away on vacation, it is once again time to present for your enjoyment the panoply of strange and interesting search requests that have recently landed misguided websurfers on the shores of this humble blog. Ready? Here we go!

BoomBox for 02 Expedition: Expedition to where, I wonder? Somehow, I've now got this image of Antarctic explorers with boomboxes perched on the shoulders of their parkas, possibly in hopes of soothing the savage penguins...

"Timmy's in the well" means: Er, it means that Timmy's in the well. Or, in dogspeak: Bark, bark, woof woof, pant, BARK!

"dukat" and "servalan": Ooh, now those are two interesting characters to compare! Personally, I think that Dukat is a far more interesting and three-dimensional bad guy than Servalan, even if they did take him a bit over the top in the final season.

hardware store insane al yankovic: Yeah, that's a pretty nutty song, I'll grant you... Listen closely to the lyrics; there's a really strange item or two on Al's shopping list.

malcolm reed sneezing: I don't know what this obsession is that people have with characters sneezing. A while ago, somebody was looking for a sneezing Spike. Hmm, maybe he gave Malcolm his cold.

"joss whedon" "crappy episode" season four: OK, I'll bite. Which season 4 ep is the crappy one?

I want to leak somebody's boobs: Um, are you sure that's the verb you really want?

angsty quotes: Erm, OK. How about: "I am so much better dead." -- John Crichton. Or "There should have been another way!" -- The Doctor. Or "Of all the things I have known myself to be, I never recognized the fool." -- Kerr Avon. (What, you were expecting Hamlet?)

Hong Kong Phooey nude: And here I thought I'd seen enough freaky "nude pictures" search requests that they were no longer capable of making me boggle.

free clips of traveling down a wormhole: If you happen to have any, I know a certain Scarran-Sebacean hybrid who would be very interested in having a word with you.

wayne pygram nude: Heh. Speak of the devil... You know, I'd dearly like to count this as another item to check off on my "search requests for nude Farscape characters" list, but, damn it, the rule is that it has to be characters, not actors. Sadly, I don't know that I'll ever be able to check Pygram's character off, since I'm not actually at all sure that suit of Scorpy's is even removable...

lego impereal star destroyer shopping: Today's shopping list: milk, eggs, soda, a lego star destroyer...

dumb statements: Hey, I like to think I don't make that many!

shakespeare srudy guide: Yow, did I actually somehow manage to type "srudy?" Ruh-Roh!