Search Request Thursday

Wow, quite the crop of interesting stuff this time out! And a zillion fascinating opportunities for me to make in-references that large groups of people will completely fail to get! (Or, rather, would if large groups of people were reading this blog...)

Anyway, here we go:

"wide feet" "support group": Man, there's a support group for everything these days!

alien sex feind animation: Well, that's gotta be an anime. And I gotta learn to remember that "i before e" rule.

sikozu/stark and picture: I actually did quite a double-take at that one before realizing that, of course, they were looking for a picture of this person, and not anything involving what that "/" usually means when it's written between two character names. Because, you know, that would just be weird.

dave's home page nude: I know lots of Daves, but none of them have nude homepages. As far as I know.

ragging nits: Hmm, that's either a painful-sounding condition or a very original bit of swearing.

ideal boyfriend psychological profile: Sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but there ain't no such thing as an "ideal boyfriend."

granny goose popsicles: OK, I'm hoping that's a brand name.

Jothee: Heh. Pity D'Argo didn't think of looking for him on Google.

robert frost krusty stopping by the woods on a snowy evening: Is this like when they had Homer acting out Poe's "The Raven"?

halls honey lemon cough drops side effects: They have side effects? Why didn't anyone tell me!?

storyline blake's 7: It's actually pretty easy to sum up: A bunch of (mostly-reluctant) rebels attempt to bring down the evil galactic Federation. They fail. In between, there's lots of really great sarcasm.

Iraq torture castrate: Wince. I'm so beginning to regret ever using that word.

goth nude: I guess you can tell they're goths even when they're nude by the black eyeshadow?

FARSCAPE nude MALE ON GRAYZA: OK, I honestly can't decide whether they've misspelled Mele-on Grayza's name, or whether what they wanted is exactly what they typed.

coping with verbosity: It's difficult, I know. Try just reading the blog in small doses until the blinding headaches go away.

the sims christopher walken skins: Geez, the vampires in my Sims neighborhood are one thing, but I think adding Christopher Walken would just make the place too scary.

ray bradbury short story pill sleep awake mars family hair turned white: OK, somebody name that story! I thought it might be referring to something in The Martian Chronicles, but twenty seconds of looking before I got bored and gave up didn't reveal it to me.

pictures of breasts and sneezing: Well, at least it wasn't "pictures of breasts sneezing," because the thoughts that conjures up are just too bizarre...

edward scissorhands issues with monstrosity: Well, I think it'd be hard not to have issues if one were burdened with, uh, monstrosity.

sexy granny bondage photos: I suppose I should regard it as a positive thing to know that there are people who still find older women sexually appealing...

what was lost, part 2, "farscape" "underwear": I don't remember any underwear in the "sex" scenes from that episode, but I may just have been too traumatized to notice.

naked p: Uh... Your guess is as good as mine.

"dental hygeine jokes: Hey, dental hygiene is no laughing matter! Nor is that "i before e" rule I mentioned earlier...

rem sleep talk subconscious submerged: Afraid of what you might say in your sleep, huh?

free sleeping with legolas quizzes: OK, are those quizzes to tell if you are sleeping with Legoas, or whether you qualify to sleep with Legolas? I imagine the latter would be immensely popular.

maximum vomit: Aww, apparently this blog now has a new pet nickname...

Farscape sexism chiana: Oh, now there's an interesting question to ponder. Is the character of Chiana sexist? I can actually see why some might be moved to claim that, but I think my answer would have to be "no." If Chiana's vampy sexuality were the only kind of female behavior portrayed in the show, then, yeah, that would definitely come across as sexist. But Farscape has portrayed women as soldiers, as politicians, as priests, as professionals, as villains, as victims... In other words, in the same wide spectrum of roles as it's portrayed its male characters. And don't tell me John-boy isn't capable of using sex appeal when it suits him, either!

smallest boobs in Japan: Is this some kind of a contest?

Buffy Avon Vila: Ah, that variety of crossover definitely does exist.

alan rickman's sex life: Hey, for all I know, he's sleeping with Legolas.

fan fiction willow legolas: Speaking of the devil... er, elf. OK, now, that's kind of a weird crossover, but I'm sure it's been done, too.

debunking episode blake blake's 7: OK, I strongly suspect that what they're calling "debunking," I would call "engaging in willful denial." Unless they're looking for debunkings of the it-was-the-clone theory. I hate the it-was-the-clone theory. It always makes me feel sorry for the poor clone.