Over 5,000 Served! Plus, More Wacky Search Requests

It really does kind of amaze me, but this blog has now had over 5,000 hits in the approximately ten months it's been live on the web. I never imagined when I started this thing that its contents would be remotely interesting to anybody but me and maybe a couple of e-friends, so this amount of traffic, while small potatoes compared to that of blogs that can actually claim to be "popular," does surprise and impress me.

I feel like I ought to have a prize or something for my 5,000th customer, but, although a check of my referrer logs shows Hit #5,000 as coming from a domain name that's been showing up a lot of late, I have no idea who it belongs to. So, uh, congratulations Anonymous 5,000th Customer! Have a virtual Certificate of Appreciation!

Of course, a lot of said hits have come from search engines. (I'm still getting lots and lots of hits from people looking for pictures of that damned blond elf with his clothes off.) So, since it seems to go along with the current subject matter, and since I haven't done it for, oh, at least a week, I now present still more offbeat search requests!

funny pictures gollum dress: Yeah, Gollum in a dress would be pretty funny!

causes for a smart assed personality: I blame society.

eugenics pictures naked: It's a little known fact that Khan Noonien Singh did a spread for Playgirl magazine before going on to conquer a substantial chunk of planet Earth...

mexico nude: The whole country?! That seems like kind of a tall order...

oz is another one who's sexuality is ambiguous Buffy: Really? Well, OK, there's that whole kinky werewolf sex thing, I suppose...

blog barefoot at my desk: Hey, blog however you're comfortable, I say.

fan fiction braca sikozu love: OK, that's definitely an odd character pairing... Especially considering that Sikozu and Braca only ever met for, what, about thirty seconds? Hmm, maybe they could have a menage a trois with Scorpius... Oh, go on. Somebody write that. I dare ya!

facts on aceing tests: Studying is usually a good place to start.

my boobs: I have no idea why anybody would think I had more info about their boobs than they did...

"Star Trek" Spock Albuquerque basic episode: As a long-time Star Trek fan, I can say with complete certainty that there has never been a TOS episode set in Albuquerque. Too bad, really.

Farscape unrealized realities plot thought: I have lots of plot thoughts about unrealized realities, but they're all jostling together in my head and making my brain hurt.

pictures of the Sims having sex: Uh, you do realize that it's a teen-rated game, right? There really isn't all that much to see.

blogger nude pictures: I don't think bloggers look substantially different in the nude than anybody else.

xander livejournal nude: Xander does appear to have a LiveJournal, but I don't think it features any nudity.

nude blog: And correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think blogs (or for that matter, LiveJournals) usually wore clothes...

"Philip K. Dick" paychecks Amazon: If you want to get a paycheck when somebody buys a Philip K. Dick book from Amazon, you need to set up a link like this one. Hope that helps.

naked pictures of guys alone: What, aren't naked pictures of more than one naked guy multiple times as fun? Uh. not that I'd know anything about that, of course...

noranti nude: Well, there's another one to check off for my "search requests for nude Farscape characters" collection. Even if it's one I wasn't expecting and really don't want to contemplate.

servalan nude: And if I ever complete the nude Farscape characters set, it's nice to know that I'll then be able to move on to Blake's 7.

it is space probes better than human astronuats: Wow, how did I manage to misspell "astronaut"? I am deeply shamed. And, for the record, I think space probes are better than human astronauts for some things, but not for others. A space probe can't come back and tell us what it felt like to be out there, for one thing.

wicked weasel pics: Do you think they were looking for wicked pictures of weasels, or pictures of wicked weasels? Either way, I think I'm slightly worried.