A-Choo!

Have you ever suffered a massive sneezing fit after which your nose showed every sign of settling into a highly annoying semi-clogged state for the rest of the day? And have you thereupon thought to yourself, "Aha! It's a good thing I carry a supply of nasal decongestants with me for just such an eventuality! What an intelligent and well-prepared person I am!"? And have you then gone and dug the box out of your pocketbook and opened it up, only to find that it was completely empty? And thus had to sit around afterwards feeling both sneezy and stupid?

Or is that just me?