Got the T-Shirt

I was just looking through a catalog I got in the mail recently which featured, among other things, a collection of humorous t-shirts. And because this is the sort of thing that flits through my mind when I'm bored and trying to stay awake to keep myself on a night-shift schedule (or, indeed, even when I'm not), I got to thinking about humorous t-shirt slogans I've seen which would be fitting for some of the characters in my favorite TV shows. Let's see...

Blake's 7

Avon: "People ruined my life." Also "Sarcasm: Just one more service I offer."

Vila: "Everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer." (Well, more likely adrenaline & soma, but close enough.)

Tarrant: "Still plays with spaceships." (Adapted from "Still plays with cars.")

Dayna: One of those "Life is Full of Choices" shirts, only it would feature pictures of lots of different weapons.

The entire crew: "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?" (I think someone suggested that as a motto for the entire series once!)

Servalan: "Evil shouldn't look this good."

Farscape

Crichton: "Actually, I AM a rocket scientist."

Aeryn: "Warning: I am armed, and I have PMS."

Stark: "You're just jealous because the voices talk to me."

Moya (not that you could fit a t-shirt on her (maybe you could get an XXXXXL, cut a couple of extra armholes in it and put it on Pilot?)): "If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Hmm, I should probably be able to come up with more than that... Anybody else wanna play? Got suggestions for your favorite characters? Or am I the only hopelessly geeky one here?