My iPod Answers All Your Questions.

These random musical memes are always good, stupid fun...

1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,

"Dreamcatcher" (Secret Garden)

And then they look at me really funny.

How would you describe yourself?

"I Know Now" (James Galway)

I know, but I'm not going to tell you!

What do you like in a guy/girl?

"Journey of the Sorcerer," aka The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy theme song.

Yes, I like someone who can appreciate Hitch-hiker's. In fact, this may actually be my biggest criterion for liking someone.

How do you feel today?

"Forty Lashes" (Winton Marsalis)

It's not that bad!

What is your life's purpose?

"Being Boring" (The Pet Shop Boys)

*snerk* 'Nuff said.

What is your motto?

"Fragile" (Stringmansassy, covering Sting)

Don't hurt me! I'm fragile!

What do your friends think of you?

"The Last Resort" (The Eagles)

Is that bad? That sounds like it might be bad.

What do you think of your parents?

"Two Faces" (Bruce Springsteen)

Well, there's two of them, and they both have a face...

What do you think about very often?

"Cavity Search" (Weird Al Yankovic)

It's about going to the dentist! Honestly.

What is 2 + 2?

"Magic" (Pilot)

Always a difficult-to-refute answer to anything.

What do you think of your best friend?

"A Day in the Life" (The Beatles)

I have no idea what to make of this one.

What do you think of the person you like?

"The Wild Wild Sea" (Sting)

Or this one, to be honest.

What is your life story?

"Movin' Right Along" (Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear)

So, my life story is The Muppet Movie? Cool!

What do you want to be when you grow up?

"Crossroads" (Gordon Lightfoot)

Unfortunately, there aren't many job openings in that field.

What do you think of when you see the person you like?

"Civilized Man" (Joe Cocker)

I do prefer civilized men.

What will you dance to at your wedding?

"I Started a Joke" (James Galway)

A few minutes later, I will sue for divorce. Ha-ha!

What will they play at your funeral?

"Stop Talking About Comic Books or I'll Kill You" (Ookla the Mok)

Bwah! If it's attended by my friends, this is entirely likely.

What is your hobby/interest?

"Suzanne" (Peter Gabriel, covering Leonard Cohen)

I don't know any Suzannes, but I supposed listening to Leonard Cohen covers is something of an interest of mine.

What is your biggest fear?

"She's Got a Way" (Billy Joel)

I fear her ways!

What is your biggest secret?

"Southern Rain" (The Cowboy Junkies)

It's so secret even I don't know what the hell it means.

What do you think of your friends?

"Vulture Culture" (The Alan Parsons Project)

But I mean it in love. Really, guys.

What will you post this as?

"Gimme Three Steps" (Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Following Lynyrd's example, I will post this and quickly depart.