Your home is a Time-Lord's Manor Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it's preposterous to even consider it. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every science fiction title ever written. One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)
Your home also includes a robot repair bay, where your mechanized servants are routinely fitted with new restraining bolts. (It's just a precaution.) Your guests enjoy your working holodeck. Outside is your radio telescope, listening constantly for alien transmissions. Especially invaders. They'll come eventually, even if nobody believes you. (Nobody does.)
And, you have a pet -- a neutered tribble named "Worf".
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Sweet! With a setup like that, I would
easily be the most popular person in my social circle! And I already know how to operate a radio telescope, even.
I'm not sure why my Time Lord's Manor is more Trekkish than Whovian, but, hey, that's OK. Although it would be even better if it were bigger on the inside than the outside. And traveled through time and space.
Although it would be even better if it were bigger on the inside than the outside.
ReplyDeleteTo get all that in, I think it would have to be.
What, no bowling alley?
ReplyDeleteIt's an underground bowling alley. It's not shown on the plans. :)
ReplyDeleteWe seem to have frighteningly similar dreams:
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I like my home theater and gaming room, though. :)
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