Wednesday, August 30, 2006

It Is Not A Beautiful Thing When The Desert Blooms.

I really wish plants would stop trying to have sex inside my nose.
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7 comments:

  1. MagnusAugust 30, 2006 10:26 AM

    I had an inappropriate comment on the tip of my tongue, but I shall refrain.

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  2. BettyAugust 30, 2006 10:30 AM

    Given how I phrased that, I don't think an inappropriate comment is exactly, um, inappropriate. But I admire your restraint. :)

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  3. AnonymousAugust 30, 2006 12:44 PM

    I missed somethng somewhere.

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  4. BettyAugust 30, 2006 12:48 PM

    Well, you see, when a mommy plant and a daddy plant love each other very much... they produce a ton of frickin' pollen and make my life hell.

    Ahem.

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  5. DavidAugust 30, 2006 4:56 PM

    Thank you for the post that gave me the biggest smile today.

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  6. BettyAugust 30, 2006 4:57 PM

    *grin* I'm glad my misery can at least make people laugh. :)

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  7. MagnusSeptember 01, 2006 2:34 AM

    Do the plants at least use Al Green to set the mood?

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