Saturday, July 02, 2005

Search Request Weekly

I'm getting kind of bored with this again, which is why there wasn't one last week. But, hey, people seem to like it, and it's a good way to put off the stuff I ought to be doing. So here's another batch. If you get all the obscure references and in-jokes, give yourself a medal.

  • dave ragan batmobile: Ooh, I wonder if he's a relative of mine. Maybe he'll let me have a ride!

  • composition arguable claims statements: When you get down to it, I'm not sure there's any claim or statement that isn't arguable, if you're stubborn enough.

  • celebrity blepharitis: That's it. The cult of celebrity has officially gone too far.

  • "fan fiction" "doctor who" peri: Ooh, kill her off in an entertaining way! She annoyed me.

  • creepy "the boy from outer space": Space children aren't creepy! They just need love and understanding.

  • sims nude furniture "get rid of": Yeah, it sucks to have all that nude furniture cluttering up your house.

  • laurell k. hamilton personality quizzes with pictures: I don't really want to be told I have the personality of any of her characters.

  • knick-knack download: Ah, if only you could download physical objects over the net, I'd never have to leave the house.

  • blog londo: Now, there's a guy who's capable of some verbosity!

  • guinness book of records "biggest dick in the world": Oh, I think my ex-boss hold that record. What a jerk.

  • amanda peterson fan page can't buy nude: Did you check if your credit card had expired? That happened to me a while ago. Not that I was trying to buy nude anything.

  • bigbody sex videos: It's Bigbootay!

  • star wars cartoon porn nude spaceboy: How can you tell he's a spaceboy if he's nude? It's like that ZZ Top song, really. How do you know she's a cowgirl if she's naked?

  • how to build the perfect spaceship out of legos normal legos picture: I don't know, but I wish you absolute success!

  • "Bizarre Obsession" Argo: Yeah, I suppose being all gung-ho over some colored wool is pretty strange.

  • analysis lyrics "thick as a brick" Tull: Good luck. I don't think Ian Andersen actually knows what they mean.

  • babylon five fanfiction em letters: Is this part of that "I Spy" game Marcus and Franklin were playing?

  • video clip dinosaur suit wind: I think I will choose to believe that's "wind" in the British sense, 'cause that makes it funnier.

  • clips girls with 38C boobs kicking guys in the nuts: Well, you gotta admire a guy who knows exactly what he wants. I guess.

  • cortisone injection eustacian tubes: Ow! That sounds painful.

  • Einstein "what did you have for breakfast this morning?": I don't know about Einstein, but I had coffee and some cantaloupe.

  • "jack sparrow" ticklish: I wouldn't be surprised, really. Though it might depend on how much rum he's had.

  • halo and the flood legos: Is that some sort of religious-themed playset?

  • quality "galaxy song": Well, I think it's good.

  • gray tube sock fetish: I guess that's better than having a fetish for something expensive.

  • Babylon 5 fanfic rape: Probably depends on your definition, but I'd accuse the second Kosh if we're accusing anybody. Damn Vorlon.

  • ragan cake: Yes! Give me cake!

  • ashleigh simpson hairstyle: Is Ashleigh Simpson a guy or a gal? 'Cause apparently I was wrong about Ashleigh Brilliant.

  • what Accounts payable do: I dunno. Pay accounts?

  • b5's pictures from bet: You won Babylon 5 pictures in a bet? Cool.

  • females showing their underarms in show pics: My underarms took Best in Show!

  • perverted fire of crais lyrics: I know a few fangirls who'd like to exchange some perverted fire with Crais, if you know what I mean.

  • "bum bum... bum bum ba bum" song: I can name that tune in... Well, actually, more notes than that.

  • penis thwap ascii: Some people have strange ideas about art.

  • swamp cooler critique: Mine's too noisy. And doesn't cool the whole house evenly. And apparently the wiring is... creative.

  • blake's 7 miniskirt: Are you sure you're not thinking of Star Trek?

  • doctor who comics flood cybermen illustrated: Is that Cybermen being flooded, or a flood of Cybermen? Because the latter is much scarier.

  • "nude: heh": I love that little exclamation there. "Heh! I'm looking for nudity! Heh, heh, heh!"
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