Search Request Weekly

I'm getting kind of bored with this again, which is why there wasn't one last week. But, hey, people seem to like it, and it's a good way to put off the stuff I ought to be doing. So here's another batch. If you get all the obscure references and in-jokes, give yourself a medal.

dave ragan batmobile: Ooh, I wonder if he's a relative of mine. Maybe he'll let me have a ride!

composition arguable claims statements: When you get down to it, I'm not sure there's any claim or statement that isn't arguable, if you're stubborn enough.

celebrity blepharitis: That's it. The cult of celebrity has officially gone too far.

"fan fiction" "doctor who" peri: Ooh, kill her off in an entertaining way! She annoyed me.

creepy "the boy from outer space": Space children aren't creepy! They just need love and understanding.

sims nude furniture "get rid of": Yeah, it sucks to have all that nude furniture cluttering up your house.

laurell k. hamilton personality quizzes with pictures: I don't really want to be told I have the personality of any of her characters.

knick-knack download: Ah, if only you could download physical objects over the net, I'd never have to leave the house.

blog londo: Now, there's a guy who's capable of some verbosity!

guinness book of records "biggest dick in the world": Oh, I think my ex-boss hold that record. What a jerk.

amanda peterson fan page can't buy nude: Did you check if your credit card had expired? That happened to me a while ago. Not that I was trying to buy nude anything.

bigbody sex videos: It's Bigbootay!

star wars cartoon porn nude spaceboy: How can you tell he's a spaceboy if he's nude? It's like that ZZ Top song, really. How do you know she's a cowgirl if she's naked?

how to build the perfect spaceship out of legos normal legos picture: I don't know, but I wish you absolute success!

"Bizarre Obsession" Argo: Yeah, I suppose being all gung-ho over some colored wool is pretty strange.

analysis lyrics "thick as a brick" Tull: Good luck. I don't think Ian Andersen actually knows what they mean.

babylon five fanfiction em letters: Is this part of that "I Spy" game Marcus and Franklin were playing?

video clip dinosaur suit wind: I think I will choose to believe that's "wind" in the British sense, 'cause that makes it funnier.

clips girls with 38C boobs kicking guys in the nuts: Well, you gotta admire a guy who knows exactly what he wants. I guess.

cortisone injection eustacian tubes: Ow! That sounds painful.

Einstein "what did you have for breakfast this morning?": I don't know about Einstein, but I had coffee and some cantaloupe.

"jack sparrow" ticklish: I wouldn't be surprised, really. Though it might depend on how much rum he's had.

halo and the flood legos: Is that some sort of religious-themed playset?

quality "galaxy song": Well, I think it's good.

gray tube sock fetish: I guess that's better than having a fetish for something expensive.

Babylon 5 fanfic rape: Probably depends on your definition, but I'd accuse the second Kosh if we're accusing anybody. Damn Vorlon.

ragan cake: Yes! Give me cake!

ashleigh simpson hairstyle: Is Ashleigh Simpson a guy or a gal? 'Cause apparently I was wrong about Ashleigh Brilliant.

what Accounts payable do: I dunno. Pay accounts?

b5's pictures from bet: You won Babylon 5 pictures in a bet? Cool.

females showing their underarms in show pics: My underarms took Best in Show!

perverted fire of crais lyrics: I know a few fangirls who'd like to exchange some perverted fire with Crais, if you know what I mean.

"bum bum... bum bum ba bum" song: I can name that tune in... Well, actually, more notes than that.

penis thwap ascii: Some people have strange ideas about art.

swamp cooler critique: Mine's too noisy. And doesn't cool the whole house evenly. And apparently the wiring is... creative.

blake's 7 miniskirt: Are you sure you're not thinking of Star Trek?

doctor who comics flood cybermen illustrated: Is that Cybermen being flooded, or a flood of Cybermen? Because the latter is much scarier.

"nude: heh": I love that little exclamation there. "Heh! I'm looking for nudity! Heh, heh, heh!"