Search Request Weekly

The latest batch of interesting search request that have washed hapless net-surfers onto the rocky shores of this blog:

douglas coupland and invent hairstyle: Wow, he writes and invents hairstyles? What a versatile guy!

christopher eccleston/love scenes: Ah, you just want to see him nekkid. (At least, judging by the number of search requests I get for that, it seems like a safe bet.)

BUYING FARSCAPE TRENCHCOAT: You can't buy one of those trenchoats, man. You have to join the Peacekeepers to get one. Or kill one and take his coat.

"unlimited rice pudding" speech: Man, I love that speech! You know, I've heard it speculated that "unlimited rice pudding" was actually the trigger phrase to arm the Hand of Omega, which is a thought that amuses me. (Um, six trivia points to anybody who knows what the heck I'm talking about.)

zero-g porn movie: I don't think most porn-film budgets are high enough for that.

ergonomic cartoon picture for dentist: What, you mean where on the ceiling do you hang it?

green tea drops/side effects: Ah, this is where a certain Loyal Reader of mine would doubtless link us to that story about a guy who goes crazy and sees demons from hell after drinking too much green tea.

gnome sims skins: Trying to recreate your D&D party, hmm?

"chocolate physics": Man, if they offered degrees in chocolate physics, I would have stuck around for my PhD!

realistic non nude martian teen girls: Um... realistic?!

"gregg shorthand" "alice in wonderland": I sincerely doubt it's been commercially translated into that particular form.

star trek enterprise episode terra firma rerun: I'd rather watch the Farscape episode with that name, thanks.

babylon 5 "delenn nude": Does that mean without the hair, too?

REST OF THE PHRASE HELL'S BELLS: The last time this came up, aforementioned Loyal Reader informed me that the phrase was originally "Hell's bells and buckets of blood." I have no idea what to do with that information, but consider it your trivia fact for the day.

insomnia drugs lunasa: Well, I'd expect one to have trouble falling asleep at a Lunasa concert.

daughter of apollo guilt ridden fan fiction hobbit: Is this some sort of Battlestar Galactica/Lord of the Rings crossover?

sims nude sensor: Because it could be very socially embarrassing if you can't sense when your sims are nude.

fan fiction addition boredom farscape: Why would you want to add boredom to Farscape?

stairway to sto-vo-kor song download: I have no idea what this is or where it can be found, but I want it!

+gibson+"doctor who"+poet+"fang rock": Hmm, clearly it's been too long since I've seen that episode, because I don't remember any poets or Gibsons in it.

las cruces david and ear cones: Don't let David from Las Cruces use an ear cone on you. Don't let anybody use an ear cone on you. They're dangerous, and they don't work.

Free Nude Clippings of Rebecca: You mean, like, toenail clippings? Eww.

You've Got Mail darth vader wav: Do not fail Vader! When he tells you you've got mail, read it!

humming the twilight zone music wav mp3: Can't you just do that yourself?

"pop culture junk mail" "connection refused": Yeah, it seems to be doing that for me, too.

cartoon porn with snoopy and linus: OK, I think this one wins the "most disturbing, yet strangely hilarious" award for the month.

WHAT HAPPEN TO BETTY PAGE: SHE NOT HERE! GO AWAY!

backpacking hygine: Just accept the fact that you're going to stink. When you're in the woods, it's acceptable.

"nude picture search": Be sure you turn off the "safe search" option!

chiana sexy girl picture: I think any picture of chiana sort of qualifies by definition.

outdoor pic nudie sands: Whoa! Nude sand! Avert your eyes, children!

coping with opposite sex ragging: Oh, dear. I sense a bit of domestic strife.

gowron fanfiction: Now, there's a neglected character who deserves some attention!

"stevie nicks nude": Homer? Is that you? (This has been Obscure Simpsons Reference #192.)

80 yearn old free porn: And now I'm hearing that in Grampa Simpson's voice. Which is kind of disturbing.

the lost boys novel - craig shaw gardner spoilers: Sorry, the only book by that name I'm familiar with is the one by Orson Scott Card, and I wouldn't spoil that for ya for the world.

buzz lightyear commander nebula nude: Going into a nebula nude is never an advisable thing. (Um, wait, is Commander Nebula a person? Oh, dear, that may have unintentionally been much dirtier than I meant it to be...)