More "Homeowner's Dreams"

Last time it was a fire. This time, I dreamed there was an earthquake. Not, I think, a bad earthquake, by the standards of places like California, but it went on and on and on. And I was just standing there, braced in a doorway like they tell you to do, listening for the sound of things crashing to the floor and thinking, most pitifully, But I don't have earthquake insurance, and there are cracks in my walls!

I think I liked it better when I had dreams about having to take final exams for classes I'd forgotten I'd signed up for.