Murphy's Laws in Action

Things I have realized today:

The day you wear shorts to work will be the day they crank the A/C up to 11.

The week you're feeling irrationally bitchy and negative will be the week everybody comes to you asking for opinions. And sympathy.

And the day you decide you've got a craving for chocolate and to hell with your diet will be the day the boss didn't bring cookies. The candy machine will also be empty.

Sigh.