Search Request Weekly

funny habits that relatives have: I'm not gonna talk about my relatives' funny habits here. Some of 'em read this blog.

very sexy vampire quizzes: You know, I've done, like, six zillion internet quizzes, and I don't think I've ever actually found a single one of 'em "sexy."

ticklish feet blogs: Given how often "ticklish," "feet" and "ticklish feet" come up on my search requests, I'd say there's an audience for those.

M.C. Escher relativity report: "Weather will be mild and sunny today. Look for localized gravity fluctuations in the late afternoon."

"silly putty" "leaky pipe": I don't think that's a very good idea...

mature naked ladies posing: Posing as what?

bridesmaid dress archives blogs: If inanimate objects and body parts are keeping blogs now, what on Earth is next?

livejournal html help fixedsys: I'm sorry, I have no help to offer. I know about six HTML tags, really.

cleavage cooler: Could be very useful for us, um, bountifully endowed females on hot summer days.

hypno fanfiction: Hypnotoad! Hypnotoad needs fanfiction!

Ben Browder playgirl: Well, I'm sure that would make a lot of fangirls very, very happy.

farscape props stolen: Bastards! I hope their ill-gotten goods turn into metal-eating bugs and devour their cars.

quote by Astronaut David Wolf from Mir "Everything's": Everything's what? Falling apart like cheap, aging Russian equipment?

seeting girls accident: Hmm, looks like I had some kind of spelling accident.

star wars porn, Twi'lek servicing: Is that what they're calling it these days? Um, those days?

the brownie song lyrics from reefer madness: Oh, man, I have such an urge to watch that movie now.

marty stouffer voiceover: Does making references to Marty Stouffer voiceovers give away my age? Or is he still alive and doing this stuff? It's been a long time since I watched nature shows...

yoda you've got mail wav: "Mail you have, mmm!" You know, that'd be cute the first couple of times, and then it'd rapidly get really annoying.

towel quotes you've got to know towel's at: I used to pack a towel in my carry-on whenever I traveled, just because I'm that big of a geek. Also because Douglas Adams was right, and sometimes they do come in handy.

lego space blake's 7: Here! (I've linked to that before, but it's cool enough to repeat, isn't it?)

all about cellular phones blogspot: Hell, I'm still figuring out how to answer mine.

buffy vs. tickling demon: Hmm, I remember the dancing demon...

mind frells: Crichton? Is that you?

starman and tranquilizer gun: Well, you're not likely to get the chance to vivisect the alien if you shoot him with a real gun.

vintage betty page sucks: Um... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

"swap their heads": I wish to make it very clear that I was talking about Barbie dolls!

origin of klingon head bumps: I always liked the "passing god-like superbeing with a stupid sense of humor" theory, myself.

problems with verbosity in writing: I can think of a few authors who have those.

lemony snicket's box art scandal ebert: Ooh, is there a scandal? How... unfortunate.

swamp cooler explained: It's really ridiculously simple. Evaporating water cools air, just like evaporating sweat cools your body. Think of it as your house sweating.

rhyme to remember cat 5 cable: Hey diddle, diddle, the cat 5 and the fiddle?

sexy pics of only just guys in toilet taken by hidden cameras: Somehow, I just find myself utterly incapable of finding anything involving the word "toilet" as sexy.

"if you're naked": I'm not. I'm wearing pajamas.

jim ward "i like toast": I have no idea who Jim Ward is, but I guess a guy who likes toast can't be all bad.