Search Request Weekly

Yes, it's the feature you all wait for each week with eager anticipation! Because the people searching for stuff on my blog are, frankly, more interesting than I am. Which I'm actually kind of grateful for, considering the stuff some of 'em come here looking for...

healthiess people: Is that some small ethnic group I'm unaware of? The Healthiess People?

where to buy jigsaw puzzles in hay-on-wye: I don't know. Do they have a toy store?

spiderman meets doctor zap: Now there's a name for a bad guy! Doctor Zap! You gotta love comic books. (Er, I assume he's actually a comic book character? OK, yeah, I gotta love comics, but I don't love them enough to, you know, actually read them. Usually.)

jothee sneeze: Poor kid inherited his old man's allergies, huh?

blogspot buffy's sex life: I don't think Buffy blogs about her sex life. Unless maybe she does...

shirley jackson haunting of hill house strengths weaknesses: You know, it's occurred to me that I made quite an oversight in not giving Hill House at least an "honorable mention" on the "best books I read last year" list. Many strengths, few weaknesses,and some of the most incredibly creepy scenes I've ever read.

PORNO PICS OF NAKED MATURE LADIES: Because posing naked for porno is incredibly mature.

Darmok connection to conduit metaphor: I don't remember that metaphor. And, y'know, it seems to me it'd be unreasonably hard to say things like "connection to conduit" in that language.

futurama set phaser to stun: Hey, Futurama stuns me even without a phaser!

"book embosser" +holes: If it's putting holes in your books, you're probably pressing on it way too hard.

sexy female pistol shooter: Paging Soolin!

Stevie Wonder song i-robot: Are we confusing Stevie Wonder and Alan Parsons?

boy cover rush "roll the bones" veldt: Boy bands are playing Rush covers on the veldt now? Huh?

the looney toons look gets changed for the 21st century: Yeah, I heard about that. Part of me feels vaguely appalled, but then, I loved the Tiny Toons, so it'd seem a little hypocritical of me to jump on a soapbox and start shouting "sacrilege!"

chatbot snape: It insults you and then assigns you Potions homework!

"james kirk" spock mp3 mix sex: Kirk probably does have a "sex mix" playlist he uses to seduce the alien chicks, but I don't think Vulcans really need that sort of thing.

"amok time" song wav: 'Cause, see, Vulcans have this.

two -tablespoons of -chili and a -cup of Vile Terror: Sounds like a recipe for disaster to me!