Random Phrases

I've seen this meme floating around in several different forms, and, lacking anything, you know, interesting to blog about, I thought I'd just do the sheep thing. So:

Write a random phrase from each of the following:

Nearest book to you: "hy-po-in-o-se-mi-a [...] n. Pathol. abnormally diminished formation of fibrin in the blood resulting in decreased ability to coagulate." There is a small shelf of reference books, all about equidistant from me, but I think the unabridged dictionary may be the closest, point to point as the crow flies.

Nearest cd insert: "Music Composed and Arranged by Hans Zimmer and Lisa Gerrard." From the Gladiator soundtrack, which was in the bathroom, for some reason. I'm assuming this referred to a music CD, rather than a software CD, of which I've got quite a few sitting around in this room.

Nearest piece of paper that you wrote on: "Socks/belt/doormat." From a list of things I need to buy when I get around to making the drive up to Wally-World.

Nearest piece that was written to you: "...it's perfect." From an e-mail describing something that I'd written. OK, OK. That phrase might not be entirely random. Heh.

Something on your desk: "Click Start. This will open your Start Menu." From the instructions for installing the software that came with my new mouse.


Yep. That was exciting, all right.