Be My Anti-Valentine

Ah, yes that special day is coming up, that lovey-wuvey day when you're supposed to show your special ookey-wookums just how much you wuv 'em by buying lots of schmaltzy, useless merchandise and doing stuff that's considered "romantic" mainly because it's expensive. That day designed to celebrate the human pair-bond, which, of course, is the only thing in life that's really worth having, right?

Yeah, I'm cynical. How could you tell? Fortunately, so are these people. Heh. I really oughtta send somebody one of these cards. Probably the "single is good" one. Because, you know, it is.