Search Request Thursday

Pretty disappointing crop this time out, I'm afraid. Most of the search engine hits I've had in the last week, actually, appear to have been people looking for information on that virus hoax thing. God help them if I'm their main source of information on computer health and safety, that's all I can say.

Anyway, here's the latest batch:

naked pictures of stars: Try here.

whack smack emoticon: Poor emoticon. What did it ever do to you?

marathon ptui: OK, I can't help but imagine someone trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records for marathon spitting or tobacco-chewing or something.

farscape atheists: I may be an atheist, but when it comes to quality science fiction shows, call me a True Believer!

scientfic gadgets: Hey, I know a great one! It's called a "spell checker!" (I know, I know. I'm hardly one to talk, given that I must have misspelled the word in the first place.)

meaning of eating dreams: Just a guess, but I'd suspect they might mean you're hungry. Although the only dream I remember having that was primarily about eating involved me stuffing myself with cakes and such until I felt really, really sick... And then, when I woke up, I was really, really sick. With tonsillitis.

medical checkup fetish: Well, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "playing doctor." Or, well, OK, a slightly new meaning...