Search Request Thursday

And the wacky search requests just keep on rollin' in:

(gelatin + boobs): Because there's always room for Jell-o, right? (Yes, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.)

when eyesight is wavey: ...'tis like a morn in spring!

who said "good googley moogley": Apparently I did, at some point. Actually, I think it was Frank Zappa, but don't quote me on that one.

downloadable theme song killer clowns from outer space: Ah, it's nice to know people are still listening to the classics.

disadvantages of toilet plunger: Well, that depends on what you're trying to use it for...

ricardo montalban "back pain": Must be the result of lugging around that incredible chest. (Well, really, have you seen him in The Wrath of Khan? To this day people keep asking him whether that was his real chest!)

nude pics of margaret weis: There's a dirty joke involving the word "Dragonlance" in here somewhere, but I am definitely not making it.

"paul goddard" october convention 2003: Aw, is he going to be at one? And I'm not going to be there? Phooey!

buffy giles fanfic haggis who what when where why: Yeah, now I'm curious about what they were doing to whom with the haggis and why, too.

buying balsa wood in large chunks: That's going to be an interesting construction project, I guess.

blank computer discs large quantities: Aha! They're looking to build a balsa wood computer! Lots of them!

kinks lola backstory: Well, the backstory is that he met this Lola person in a bar in Soho, where they have champagne that tastes just like cherry cola (or possibly coca-cola, accounts differ)...

blake's lotaburger menu: Man, it's been years since I worked there, and I could probably still recite the whole thing to you from memory. Except that they've added a couple of items since then. We didn't have any of them new-fangled chicken strip meals when I was schlepping meat patties.

"Terry Pratchett" footnotes inspiring origin: I often find Terry Pratchett's footnotes quite inspiring, myself.

yoti voice healing: Hmm, I guess that's one multi-talented obscure never-seen Farscape character, if he can do voice healing (whatever that is), as well as VR game design.

ridiculous tarrant avon: Yeah, those guys could get pretty silly around each other sometimes. Like that "I'm better than you are, nyah nyah nyah!" speech Tarrant gives Avon in "Sarcophagus," though I suppose we could blame that one on the alien mind-control egg.

sneezing sounds video: Wouldn't a sneezing sounds audio make more sense?

sam and frodo's relationship with gollum in the two towers movie: Gollum insists that, contrary to the tabloid rumors, he and Sam were just good friends.

Aeryn boobs: Well, Crichton certainly seemed to like them... Particularly in the body-switching epsiode.

discworld tatoos: I am never going to stop getting hits on that spelling of "tattoo," am I? Well, if you're looking for a Discworld tattoo, may I suggest the Death of Rats? He's just so cute! Go on, I dare ya!

how to conseive a child quickly: OK, I wish to state for the record that that misspelling was not mine. It was from a quote I'd cut and pasted from somewhere else. Honestly. And I'm not going to make any other comments on this because, seriously, it'd just be too easy.