My Own Private Hell

People who don't turn off their cell phones in the movie theater
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bigots
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People who park in front of the ATM so nobody else can get out of the bank parking lot
Circle IV Rolling Weights

School bullies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Spammers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

TV network executives
Circle VII Burning Sands

Telemarketers
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Drunk drivers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

You kow, I think this thing raised the hardest question I've had to ponder in months: "Which is more evil, telemarketers or TV network executives?"