Is It Thursday Already?

Then I guess it's time for the latest batch of interesting search requests...

betty's mad thumbs: Man, I really did have mad thumbs back in my old Atari days. (And I've just completely dated myself, haven't I?)

bad timing sci fi channel thank you message: Oh, do not get me started.

rotten boobs: I really hope they didn't mean that literally.

BILOID UTERUS: I'm not sure biloids have uteruses. Unless maybe they meant those capsule thingies they're grown in.

lite brite commercial theme: Can't say as I remember it, but I do still remember the slinky one perfectly well. ("It's fun for a girl or a boy!")

nude a: Hmm, last time I had "nude p." Now I'm wondering if I should be looking out for the rest of the alphabet.

funky verbosity: Oh, yeah! This blog is funk-kay!

the actor who plays velorek: Oh, hell, I am deeply embarrassed to admit that I don't remember his name.

free nude alien sex pics: You know, I really kind of suspect that actual aliens would be so alien that pictures of them having sex would just not do very much for your average human. Then again, judging from some of the more bizarre search requests I've gotten, there would almost certainly be people who were interested anyway.

naked picture gallery of nude android 18 -hentai -porn -xxx -lesbian -pussy -teen -sex: Hmm, someone who's looking for nude pictures but doesn't want anything dirty... Good luck to 'em.

scientfic name of transport: Beats me. When in doubt, I say call it "Fred."

sims skins "obsessive fan": What would a skin that's meant to represent an "obsessive fan" look like? The Comic Book Guy?

tos betrayed fan fiction: Personally, I feel betrayed by Voyager. Hmm, maybe I should write some fan fiction set in an alternate universe where Voyager didn't actually suck. Too far-fetched, do you think?

eccentric characters watchmen Alan: All of the characters in Alan Moore's Watchmen are pretty eccentric, really.

"chris boucher" "how to": Oh, man, if you do find out how to write like Chris Boucher, share the secret! I worship at that man's feet.

naked: Naked what? Ah, who cares, as long as it's naked!

tranquilizer dart rifle catalog: Now that's what I call a specialty catalog!