Yet Again Still More Wacky Search Requests

The latest batch of odd things people have come to this blog looking for:

slouch socks stories: I kind of doubt socks do a whole lot worth telling stories about, really. Though, who knows, maybe the ones that disappear in the dryer really do get sucked into an alternate dimension and would have some amazing tales to tell if they ever got back. And if they could talk, of course.

on this date it was discovered that the universe was 13.7 billion years old: You know, when you're talking about those kinds of time scales, I really doubt that a few days either way is going to make all that much of a difference.

what is the plot to the story The Wizards' Dilemma by Diane Duane and what is the exciting part of the story in The Wizard's Dilemma by Diane Duane: It makes me so sad to see kids trying to cheat on book reports...

Lotaburger checks: Got quite a few of those in my time, but they were always way too small, considering how much burger grease I had to wade through to earn them.

raelee hill boobs out: Well, I understand that she did audition for the part of Grayza (aka "Commandant Cleavage"). But, sadly for this searcher, she didn't get it.

naked "toughen him up": Or at least make him really cold.

Farscape wormhole knowledge screensaver: My first thought was that that sounded pretty cool. My second thought was that I probably don't want wormhole knowledge on my screensaver, as the next thing you know half the galaxy will be after my PC.

redneck jokes about swamp coolers: OK, a swamp cooler walks into a country-and-western bar...

"farscape" "nude" "which episode": Which episode depends on which characters you want to see nude, dude. If it's Moya, you shouldn't have much of a problem.

social interaction activity: I think I may have participated in one of those once.

Blakes Seven vs Babylon Five: Apparently B7 won the last match by 80 points.

photographs of betty in a jacuzzi: Great, make me all paranoid about hidden cameras the next time I have the opportunity to soak in a jacuzzi...

low rated soap operas share no more fear of cancellation: Good for them! I wonder if they'd be willing to share their secret, since all the shows I like manage to get cancelled.

psychological analysis on K-PAX: I understand they're very scientifically advanced there, so it's probably pretty good.

"super-spider" AND "explorer" AND "homepage": I'm sorry if my post about Spider-Man led you astray in your search for information on webcrawlers.

"annoying song" "stuck in head": I feel for ya, buddy. And, tell me, why do annoying songs always seem to get stuck more easily than good songs, anyway?

webbed dog "feet pictures": It's the amazing aquatic Duck-Dog! The next step in canine evolution!

60's hair fetishes /pictures: Ooooh, baby, shake that beehive!

Robo-Ripper: Hey, I thought I made that up!

buffy's new friend frodo baggins: I guess they must have met at a sci-fi/fantasy convention or something.

Wil Wheaton nude stories: Once upon a time, Wil Wheaton took his clothes off. Then he put them back on. The End.