On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Cat.

I woke up this morning to find that my cats had gotten the door to the computer room open -- I keep it closed because the room is off-limits to cats -- and, somehow, managed to connect themselves to the internet. According to the computer, it'd been dialed in for over two hours. Now I'm really, really worried. If they managed to get my credit card number, too, there's probably going to be a huge shipment of cat toys showing up on my doorstep any day now...