Googlin' Right Along...

Yep, that's right, it's time for still more wacky search requests! What can I say, this ol' blog's been collecting quite a lot of them lately...

pictures of Wil Wheaton butt naked: You know, it kind of scares me how many people land here looking for naked pictures of Wil Wheaton. I found this one particularly amusing, for some reason. Yeah, not just naked, but butt naked!

castrate boobs: OK, I think somebody's very anatomically confused.

smallest boobs ever!! under 11 years old: All right, may I just say, ewww? Most of the weird/perverted search requests I get kind of amuse me, but occasionally they're honestly disturbing. Well, at least I can take comfort from the fact that this person was inept enough at the whole search engine thing that they almost certainly failed to find what they were looking for.

WAVEY LINES AND EYESIGHT: If LINES look WAVEY, I'd suggest having your EYESIGHT checked. But it's just a suggestion.

Dullest blog: Aw, come on, I don't think it's that bad!

free video clips women castrate: OK, it made me wince when somebody came here looking for said video clips involving men, but that one's making me wince and make protective gestures towards my genitals. Yikes!

blakes 7 android: Which one? Did you want info on the Avalon duplicate, Vinni, or Mueller's android? (Oh, yeah, I know that show far too well!)

tiny angel, naked slaves: Oh, man, now I have this bizarre image in my head that looks a lot like Tinkerbell in bondage gear...

xxxxxl boobs: Wow, that's a lot of x's.

maximum perverse: Hey, I think some of these other searches qualify.

"people from Andromeda" blue eyes: People from Andromeda have blue eyes? Gee, you learn something new every day.

commandant grayza nude and Aeryn Sun nude: Yay! Two more to add to my collection of search requests for naked Farscape characters! (Actually, I might have had Grayza before. I can't quite remember. I know I've had lots of hits from people looking for nude pictures of Rebecca Riggs. And typing that phrase out again has probably just guaranteed I'll get more of them, too...) Let's see, I now have Aeryn, Grayza, John, Zhaan, Chiana, Sikozu, and (shudder) Noranti. All right, of the regular characters, that leaves D'Argo, Rygel, Stark, Jool, Crais and Scorpius. (We won't count Pilot, 'cause he doesn't wear clothes, anyway.) I have a feeling making progress may be a bit more difficult from here on out...

cliff notes on "The Veldt" by Ray Bradbury: Oh, for crying out loud, it's a short story! Just read the damned thing! You could probably have finished it in the time you spent googling futilely for cliff notes. Sheesh.

theories of first man to use of contellation: I theorize that, like me (and this poor soul), he failed to employ a spellchecker.

definition of inclined plane: Well, it's a plane that's... wait for it... inclined! Hope that helps.

wedding maximum verbosity: I might consider giving my consent if you wish to wed Maximum Verbosity, but only if there is a substantial dowry involved.

best aeryn john shippers: Sorry, I ain't one of 'em. I always thought they got a bit too much screentime, personally.

manipulation dreams unconsious meaning eating habits: Wow, there are so many interesting ways to parse that...

NUDE EXTRATERRESTRIALS: Yes, even in the future, there will be seedy neighborhoods with flashing neon signs... And they will look much like this.

Android #18 naked big boobs: It is a measure of how much of a Star Trek geek I am that my immediate thought in response to reading that was: "But I am identical in every way to Alice 57!" Please, tell me I'm not the only one who gets that reference.

neil gaiman's cats: I've never met any of Neil Gaiman's cats, but he had a very cool story about one in Smoke and Mirrors, a book which I cannot recommend highly enough.

Free Nude Pictures of Male Tripods: I'm not sure the ones in the books had genders...