It's Google Time!

Yes, that's right, it's time once again for a look at the wacky search requests that bring people to this blog! I know you were all holding your breath in anticipation, so I won't keep you waiting any longer:

"ran out of clean underwear": There are really three possible solutions to this problem: 1) do some laundry, 2) go without, or 3) go buy some new underwear. Sad to say, I have myself sunk to 3 on at least one occasion, but I don't believe I have ever yet been desperate enough to resort to 2. Anyway, hope that helps.

trash pics mental hospice: Do mental patients produce more interesting trash than the rest of us, I wonder? Are there lots of battered, threadbare Napolean hats and badly soiled straightjackets?

Betty: Just a helpful googling tip: providing a last name makes it much easier to find the person you're looking for!

blackadder beard -spain: Actually, I understand perfectly well why they decided to exclude the word "Spain," since there's a Blackadder episode called "The Queen of Spain's Beard," and obviously they weren't interested in that. What I can't figure out is why anybody was looking for info on Blackadder's beard.

white socks nude: Put some shoes on those nude socks immediately! Geez, children could surf by this blog, you know!

oregon scientific disc jockey: Somehow, I can't help but read this as "a disc jockey in Oregon who plays songs about science," and, man, I want to hire this person!

eyeball tattoos: Eww! Oh, they meant tattoos of eyeballs... I hope.

scarran stat: Unconventional medicine in the Uncharted Territories: "Nurse, the patient is freezing to death! Get me a Scarran, stat!"

Hopeless fangirl politics: Well, the "hopeless fangirl" part is undeniably accurate, but I do generally try to avoid meddling in politics.

What kind of tape recorder does john crichton use: Damn, it's a Farscape trivia question I don't know the answer to! I am shamed.

emptyspace idiot's guide: You'd have to be a complete idiot to need an instruction book for empty space, I would think.

SCARE TACTICS SHOW IS CROSSING THE LINE SCI FI: No need to shout. I'm completely with you on this one.