Friday, September 23, 2005

A Sure-Fire Plan

I have discovered a marvelous new method of preventing teen pregnancies. You give kids a newborn kitten to take care of, and let them see what it's like to get up in the middle of the night for feedings and worry obsessively about every little body function of something tiny and helpless. And then you remind them that this goes on much, much longer for human babies.

They'll be stocking up on the condoms, believe me.

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