Search Request Thursday

Here we go again...

handbag "leather tag" remove: Yes, I believe you are supposed to remove those.

STAR TREK's BLACK ACTOR WITH DREADLOCKS: You know, I don't recall any Trek characters with dreadlocks...

licorice waffer: It's waffer thin! And it's licorice!

"betty bad" patch naked: Uh... No comment.

mt st helens repeat likelihood: High enough that I think I'd be uncomfortable living there...

Farscape jool in bondage: Well, she does kind of dress for it...

i sometimes feel a twinge of remorse, shen passing the old place: I have no idea what this is or what it's from, or who Shen might be... But it's kinda poetic.

betty friends boobs: You leave my friends' boobs out of it!

gollum's porn site: My precious, preciousss porrrrn!

t'pol "text adventure": Hopefully T'Pol's text adventure is more interesting that the dull stuff she gets up to on Enterprise.

pictures of wesley crusher's(wil wheaton) dick: I'll take "things I really have no desire to see" for a thousand, please, Alex.

"Social Commentary" "Flowers for Algernon" "charly": Yeah, I think there was some.

jimmy buffet person pics: Well, any picture of Jimmy Buffet would be a pic of a person, right? Unless there's something about the good Mr. Buffet that I don't know about.

knick knack free movie: Cheaper than buying your own knick-knacks! Just get the free movie and let it play on your TV! It's sorta like a virtual aquarium, only it's a virtual knick-knack shelf!

animals social campaign: Didn't George Orwell write about that?

"Answering machine messages" "Christopher Walken": That's one way to ensure that people are too creeped out to want to call you.

itching powder bondage: Now that's what I call masochistic!

hentai babs bunny: Apparently it's not just for Japanese characters any more...

pennsauken mart telephone number: Here's a thought: why don't you try the phone book?

christmas snow and animation shake yell: They probably wanted this thing, but the other possibilities conjured up in my mind are also amusing.

scorpius keyboard green purple: Somehow, I can't see Scorpius using a green and purple keyboard. He's much more of a "basic black" kind of guy.

campbell's chunky positioning on the product: Positioning on a can of soup could be kind of difficult, I think. You'd be far too likely to lose your balance and fall off.

futurama nude pics leela bender: Uh, isn't Bender always nude? Well, except when he's wearing his apron.

crack cocaine: Don't have any here! Sorry!

legolas stairs helms deep: OK, I admit, I found his Elvish snowboarding stunt a little bit cheesy...

eowyn nude fakes: Eowyn could completely kick your ass if she found out about this, you do realize that, right?

boobs celebrities large pictures gallery: I wonder if it's the boobs, the celebrities, or the pictures that are suppose to be large?

"Purple" "northwestern" "livejournal": Sorry. You have instead found a "blue, white and gray" "southwestern" "blog."

Book embosser: I've got one of those! I don't know that it really does a great job of keeping people from borrowing books and then not returning them, though.

"the boy who cried wolf" hoshi: Hmm, the Star Trek character I tend to associate with that story is Garak. (I love Garak!)

gollum website nude picture: Www.nudegollum.com! (Oh, god, if that turns out to be a real website, I'm going to shoot myself...)

livejournal vancouver nurse kate: Hello, nurse Kate from Vancouver! How's the Livejournal going?

boromir character assassination shirt: I thought it was Faramir whose character was assassinated? Boromir was just, well... assassinated.

BEST TIME TO CONSIEVE A BABY: WHEN YOU"RE OVULATING?

"ba dum ba dum" dramatic music: I think this one gets my pick for favorite search request of the week.