Obligatory Tolkien Link of the Day

Dr, Suess meets J.R.R. Tolkien in a collaboration from beyond the grave! Yes, that's right, it's "Green Eggs and Lembas Bread"!

A sample:

FRODO:
I have the ring. I have it here.
But, mercy me! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I fear the ring is very bad,
The golden ring that Bilbo had!
Tell me, will you take the ring?

GANDALF:
I will not take that evil thing!

FRODO:
Would you, could you, by the fire?
Would you, could you, in the Shire?

GANDALF:
I would not, could not, by the fire.
I would not, could not, in the Shire.

And, uh, so on. Though, unfortunately, it only covers up to the hobbits leaving for Bree...